You Can Hear The Exact Moment When He Looses Is Breath And Shit Simultaneously.

Do you like boats?

“Back in my day we nutted slow”

hey so I know everyone is busy trying to convince liberals not to vote for biden by discussing how terrible his platform is, but really, I think we should focus on spreading this.

Remember how joe biden is a pedophile? Yeah, let's not forget about that.

Even if Joe wins the primary, I'm not voting for a fucking pedophile.

My mom: what’s the name of that comic? Arsenic & suicide?

Me: You mean Cyanide & Happiness?

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Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly