I Keep Seeing This Thread Going Around That's Like "Post Takes That Would Get You Fakeclaimed On Tiktok!".

TBH this is me when I see those gymbros who are obsessed with wolves and lions and compare themselves to them and brag about eating meat all the time

I want to believe that there are "normie" alterhumans in this world... That in some suburb out there lives a middle aged dad who likes football and other ball sports because he's a dog. Literal golden retriever boyfriend

All the felines, minus a few extra lynxes

Listening to Machine Girl makes me feel like this

the government doesnt want you to know that there are always angels underfoot

If I were kept alive I would solve all of the plot-driving conflicts 😺👍

Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:

Make this picrew of yourself

Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !

I know that the whole message of this story is "oh no they lost their humanity so sad :(", but the behavior of the energy beings is described with more detail than I've seen in other sci-fi works and it gives me species euphoria.

I would even say that it is one of the greatest works of xenofiction ever written

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You may be pleased to know there is a fourth being, if I may introduce you to the Strange-Cloaked One, deity of challenges and courage in the face of fear and mistakes and the creations that emerge from them and the willingness to try.

Hi Strange-Cloaked One! I think that it is fitting that they assume the form of a mushroom, a lifeform that manages to grow where there is death and decay.

I will be writing my A-levels soon, so I would appreciate a blessing from them

All cats are prophets. All cats receive divine transmissions and higher truths, but unfortunately it's only the ones directly pertaining to them. The great tragedy of their species is that they will never develop a meaningfully complete mythology. One cat alone assumes she's entirely normal and her perceptions are standard. Two cats in a apartment might begin to discuss some things, though they'll remain generally unbothered by it all. Larger groups in a home or barn will usually begin to cobble dream, true vision, and superstition into something resembling a low-commitment cult. Cats have folklore, sure, but the teachings remembered enough to be passed on are scattered in origin and intention. Only in large feral colonies do they begin to gain the ability to contextualize their individual divine experiences, and maybe start thinking about what they could do with it. The problem is that cats will never get anywhere with this because they're terrible communicators.

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