My Brother Wanted Me To Paint That Scene From The Batman.

i need to pin this on my shirt right now

A recently blinded man goes to a doctor and explains his issues to him. The doctor nods and says, "I see your problem." The blind man sighs and says, "Well I don't."

We've all heard of egg sheeran?

do you ever get an eyelash stuck in your eye and feel as though you could punch a mountain in half because same

the good old days..

So whenever I wake up in the morning I have very muddled and foggy thoughts that can range from me thinking about why the floor is higher than usual to talking to my wall.

Anyways, I woke up extra early today and went to the bathroom. I was going to wash my face so I turned on the tap and put my hand beneath and it was COLD like really really extremely ultra pro max cold so I immediately pulled my hand away and the first thought that came to my mind was:

Damn,

I just recoiled like a brick

Every single Tumblr user ever to exist:

I will die a hundred deaths, live through a thousand agonies, lift the mountains upon my shoulders, hold the sky above my head, have the earth crack beneath my feet, swallow a cockroach whole, watch my loved ones decay, stare the devil in the eye and watch him tremble, hand over his title; he was merely a fraud.

But I won't press reblog.

Cockroaches descended directly from the pits of burning hell and were sent as a punishment to this earth with the single intent of terrifying humans so much they lose their souls and inner most remainder of humanity