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stop using hospitals as horror settings
“Children cannot be disregarded.” He says.
WTF DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING TO YOUR SON?!?
Some people seem to be new to shipping, so some free info about shipping FICTIONAL characters:
1. A shipped pairing does not have to have canonical validation, they do not need "chemistry" or anything else. (That's kinda the point, you ship them, because the show does not).
2. A canon pairing is not by default better or superior, what matters is personal preference.
3. The shipped characters do not have to agree to being shipped together! This might seem weird, but some people actually forget that fictional characters do not exist.
4. The creators/writers/actors do not have to agree to the shipped pairing. (Also kinda the point, they didn't bring them together, so you do). Just keep that stuff to yourself and don't pester them with it and you can do whatever you want.
5. You can absolutely ship pairings from different fictional sources. Crossovers are fun.
6. You can use any scene from canon for your pairing, it doesn't have to fit, it's your fantasy.
7. You can switch genders and sexual orientation of your pairing. Again, it's a fantasy, it doesn't change canon and how the GA views canon, so it doesn't matter. (This means swapping a canonical queer pairing/ character to straight in your fantasy does not take away the actual show's representation. Swapping a straight pairing/character to queer in your fantasy does not add representation).
8. Shipping something does not mean you want that dynamic in real life.
9. You do not need a specific reason for shipping, it's your fantasy, any reason is valid. It goes from kink to spite, covering anything in between.
10. You won't convince others to stop shipping something, because you don't like it or get them to ship your ship simply by spamming it. So tag your stuff, blacklist what you don't like and leave eachother alone.
Enjoy!
Adrien gets it into his head that he’s going to make the most elaborate production of Ratatouille the musical and bribes Plagg to help him by carrying a floating rat plush around because he can’t be caught on camera.
He practices a bunch of new songs he wrote for it for weeks on the piano, and Gabriel thinks his son is finally getting into his studies and enjoying him and then Nathalie has to tell him that Adrien is trending on twitter for writing an entire Ratatouille the musical soundtrack and posting it to tik tok.
Akuma: *transforms to look like Chat Noir*
Chat Noir: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Why Marinette was not given the Black Cat Miraculous:
Plagg: What if I told you that I knew a way to make all your problems…disappear?
Marinette: I’d say that sounds illegal.
Marinette: I’d also say, “go on.”
Throwback thursday to when I was like 12 and I was putting out new writing DAILY...... Like entire Chapters of my then-current wips just, over an afternoon. What the fuck was I on
dreamed there was this big moth with the soul of a 3 year old girl in it and when she wanted to be held she’d do this
People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier
My day was going wonderful. Then I saw this.
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks
losing a friend (for the one that got away) 1/3
part 2
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i hope nobody remebers what my blog looked like when i started with tumblr
if you couldn’t tell before im a sucker for the agreste-dupain-cheng family
also this is based off of this tweet
This is practically a part of the history books at this point, and it deserves some serious respect.
This AU is freaking amazing, and I love you to the moon and back for it, THANK YOU SO MUCH ✪ ω ✪
Part 1!
This uber-specific AU popped into my head and I wanted to share it!
I’m not sure what to call it. A bakery enemies AU? Suggestions would be appreciated.
Details/explanation under cut:
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“I have seen light dance across the plains of a thousand dimensions …”
THIS FUCKING GUY
JUST GOT STRAIGHT UP FRAMED BY HIS BEST FRIEND
WAS SENT TO HIS DEATH BY HIS OTHER FRIENDS
ALMOST GOT KILLED IN A BOTCHED EXECUTION
CAME BACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
AND STRAIGHT UP FORGIVES ALL OF THEM IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED
LOOK AT THIS GUY
SOME OF YA’LL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN’T EVEN FORGIVE SOMEBODY ON THIS SITE FOR HAVING AN OTP YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH
YA’LL COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO NAEGI