Cuz It’s An F’d Up World But It’s A Two Player Game

Noel how did you and misha meet??

Same question goes to penny and Ricky

agreed (couldnt be me projecting on him)

You cannot convince me that Michael isn’t trans

(I don't know the context of this screenshot here. I just know that this was the most in character moment ever)

Zeus and Hermes judging if these 2 villagers (Baucis and philemon) respected xenia good enough or if they should hit them with uncalled for retribution

Begging on hands and knees. Cloud Hermes? For fun? Give Hermes his own little messenger cloud? (Or an accomplice to any tricks I suppose)

Eheh

FINE.

(original design of hermes is from @neal-illustrator)

Wheeeee

Not gonna lie, this isnt as bad as i thought

@thecolorscarlettt

Compare your first and current fictional crush, I’ll start.

Sighing dramatically knowing I’m the epitome of the “shy girl that only likes bad boys” trope..

Tags: @another-delta-lover @yourfavoritecuntist @artsy-n-smartsy @artistvicky @thedorkyidiot and whoever the fuck else

can I give your squishy little Telenovela a squishmallow?

Sure! Now he has a wolf one :D

Ok but wouldnt it be really funny

me!

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

hermes: and i call this root... holy. moly.

odysseus: ah, i see. and is it some kind of magical flower that will give me the power to defeat circe?

hermes, rolling up a blunt: ...uh yeah you could say that

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)