The Bonely Hearts Club Goes To Splash Mountain!

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Before Valentine's Day!

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

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can we get more fresh plz I’m a simp </3

Y/n: What are you doing?

Fresh: Your taxes!

Y/n: ...Why?

Fresh: I figured I would save you the stress!

Y/n: Okay, that's nice and all, but how do you know all of my financial information??

Fresh, writing down you credit card number in pink highlighter: Don't worry about it. :)

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Ink: Human you don't understand. You're harboring a dangerous creature!

Y/n: He's my roommate (CENSORED) face.

Fresh: No swearing!!

Y/n: Sorry!

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Y/n: (comes out wearing a neon green body suit)

Fresh:

Fresh: Well one if us us gonna have to change.

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Ink: I thought introducing Y/n to Fresh might show them how acting without reason could get them hurt.

Fresh: (skateboarding down a hill while also somehow wearing roller skates)

Y/n: (sitting on his shoulders screaming)

Ink: ...I made it worse I think.

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Fresh: Be honest, why do you stick around me?

Y/n: You make everything interesting. Even when we just sit here, not feeding off of each other's chaos, you make me laugh and feel comfortable.

Fresh:

Y/n: Are you crying??

Fresh: Yes I'm crying I thought you were gonna make a joke about my nine tongues-

Y/n: Oh god I'm sorry.

Fresh: I wasn't emotionally prepared broski-

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Y/n: I'd throw myself in front of a moving car for you.

Fresh: You'd throw yourself in front of a moving car for fun.

Y/n: Only if you were driving.

Fresh: I can't drive, so that's perfect!

Y/n: Nothing sexier than getting put out of my misery.

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Y/n: He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me,

Y/n: ...He love me not. :(

Fresh: I'm gonna kick the shit out of that flower-

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Y/n: Give me a hand?

Fresh: Sure!

Y/n: ...That's hilarious, but where did you find that?

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Y/n: Hello my dear heart snoogims.

Fresh: Well hi dearest cuddle bunny boo-boo bear.

Y/n: (gags)

Fresh: Ha. I win.

the way you draw men. just,,,, breasting boobily? the titties. the honkers the jugs they are HUGE dear god

LOSERS who i LOVE and ADORE

yo lmk artists of tumblr this person has been repeatedly reposting other peoples art and i think copying their captions, anyways, a LOT of stolen art here on this page.

as if it’s hard to just reblog art you like, c’mon man