Eda the Owl Lady (aka, a mama who needs to be reunited with her sweet baby child)
I don't post much myself, most just reblogs but hey
So i was talking @godsofhumanity and this is what kind of clothes the gods where (in my mind of course! Everyone's opinion is valid)
Zeus: he dresses like a 1950's mafia boss. Blue and white striped suit, cigar (even though he doesn't smoke much), brown leather briefcase and fedora. If not he's wearing somebody's sheets.
Poseidon: he dresses like a fishing dad, complete with a shirt of a cod like says 'oh my cod!' Khakis and flipflops
Apollo: he dresses like your modern dude picking up chicks/dudes at the bar. Jeans and a sure. But here's the catch. He wear bedazzled jeans! U hear me? Gems on the packets. A bedazzled belt, the buttons and zipper? Bedazzled.
Hades: Ancient Greece or 1700s Romania. You pick
Ares: whatever Aphrodite buys him but most often jeans and leather with random shorts she finds cute
Hermes: what are clothes? When you can force this toddler to wear clothes it's mostly short shorts and a tank top at the most.
Dionysus: dresses. Any kind of purple dress. He also steals clothes. Any body's clothes will do. Leather pants and leopard loose tank tops
Hephaestus: a fire proof mechanic suit. Y'know the things mechanics wear? The jump suit? That thing
Get this to 50 notes and I'll make a part two with the goddesses. 100 notes and I'll make one with minor deities that u guys can ask for. Bye for now! :)
UPDATE!!!!!! Go comment on the newest post, the goddesses, you guys earned it and i made it! Go comment who you want to see on the minor deities post!
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god