It's So Amazing

JENNA ORTEGA as Wednesday Addams ISAAC ORDONEZ as Pugsley Addams WEDNESDAY (2022– )

Somebody's gotta tell him

Henry: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Nils:

Nils: I’m gonna tell him.

Wille: Don’t you dare.

Harry is just better

WEAK! Why are you pushing your whole face into her hand bro?

This is how you do it! The eye contact, the soft intertwining of hands, the way his lips caress her knuckles. Kiss Uma's hand like the queen she is

Headcanon that Harry is very bad at waking Uma up, like when someone need Uma and visit her room there’s usually Harry there, all awake and ready to serve his Captain, would answer the visitor and he would have them wait before the door. But the problem is, Harry wakes Uma up in very seductive ways that often leads to a small make out session. It’s “Uma darling, it’s time to wake up” with a swift kisses on her neck, which wakes her up in very good mood. It makes her giggle as his kisses and touches tickle her and she start responding kisses. Then it escalates quickly, and just when Uma’s about to pull Harry into the bed, he informs “Oh, and we’ve got a guest here, Captain” and she’s like “BITCH why didn’t you start with it? FUCK YOU”

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49702033 here’s the link!

Thanks :)

I need this for summer

Oh to drift out to sea in a inflatable coffin

I feel like the whole fandom can agree that Harry Hook would just offend a bunch of the gods. But what he's doing and saying that offends them so much is what's interesting to me-

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Harry: So you're the pretty goddess?

Aphrodite: Yes. The goddess of beauty

Harry: Cool. Uma's prettier though.

Aphrodite: :0

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Dionysus: *handing Harry a cup of wine*

Harry: Mmm, I prefer rum

Dionysus: :0

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Harry: So you just shoot lightning bolts out of your hands?

Zeus: It's more than that, but yeah I'm the god of the skies

Harry: Lame

Zeus: :O

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Poseidon: Nice to meet you, I'm the god of the seas

Harry: *laughing* Nah, the oceans belong to Uma. She's the sea goddess.

Poseidon: :0

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Harry: You know what they say, strict parents make sneaky kids

Demeter: Excuse me?

Harry: Strict parents create kids that wanna eat pomegranates is all I'm saying.

Demeter: :0

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Cut to Hades laughing hysterically because someone is finally humbling these gods.

He knows

Jay: Wait a damn minute... Why are they touching hands like that?

Uma: “You’re standing on thin ice, Gil.”

Gil: “I’m standing on the floor.”

Uma: “It’s just an expression.”

Gil: “It’s a carpet.”

Uma:

Gil:

Harry:

Uma: “Don’t you fucking dare to laugh, Harry.”