Do We Know The Names Of Any Months In Star Wars I Need One For A Fake Tweet

The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

The Bad Butch

or, my take on an older Omega!

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The lil story behind the premise of why I felt inspired to draw this:

Mum: I’m looking for a calendar of that show u like, but I keep getting calendars of random women...

Me: What show?

Mum: the Bad Butch

Me: ...the Bad BATCH?

And then I go over and see that yes, her amzon search is indeed bringing up calendars of random women, but the kicker is, they aren’t even butches. The search has decided that mum wants to see Bad Bitch calendars instead.

So there are no Batches, not even Butches, only Bitches. A tragedy...

(meanwhile, mum, who is Japanese: I hate English)

YOU hates terfs

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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A friend sent this to me. I'm fucking dying!!!! 😂💀🤣💀

i just really love designing togruta montrals

and thinking about how the patterns change as they grow

they are very shapes

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her