Sansa’s Ableism On The Night Of Her Wedding, Which She Did Not Consent To, Where She Was Molested And

Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game: danger

Oooooh good one! A bit from APWH:

“It’s important to be able to accept the consequences of your actions- and here, the consequences were very worried friends and family, a WBI manhunt, and most concerning, you being put in danger again.”

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asoiaf characters who could hack it as a starbucks barista:

— jon. runs that shit like the navy. schedules five minute scream-cry sessions for himself in the supply closet but everyone pretends not to notice bc it kinda seems like its working for him. keeps accidentally charming the regulars

— arya. only ever works closing shift bc if you put her on morning/lunch rush she yells at customers. cleans like a crazy person and leaves the place spotless. WILL put a nick in your car’s tire valve with a box opener if you make her count the till

— loras. makes GREAT coffee and can smooth things over with irate middle aged women very easily. however if ur gay avoid his location bc he cannot stop himself from being catty its in his BLOOD. also:

— dany. hits her (painstakingly decorated) dab pen in her car before work so she’s very zen. however she Is the coworker you sic on asshole customers bc she’s very good at making them feel stupid and also never caves and gives out free drinks

asoiaf characters who could NOT hack it as a starbucks barista:

— sansa. is the aforementioned caver. always turning up the heat because she’s cold even though literally everyone else is sweating like pigs. stayed on a couple months because it turns out mean customers calm down when she starts to cry #prettygirlhack but eventually quits because she hates cleaning the bathroom

— theon. uniquely bad at his job. writes his number on every other cup he hands out even to people wearing wedding bands or ACTIVELY WITH THEIR PARTNER IN THE STORE (has been beaten up like four times doing this). never ties off the garbage correctly. uses too much water when he mops and has slipped in it and twisted his ankle multiple times. is a soundcloud rapper and is always trying to get the manager to play his music in the store

— robb. nobody wants to fire him because hes genuinely a great guy but he takes eighty million years to make one drink and he’s always comping shit for his girlfriend who comes in all the time

— jojen reed. okay at the job but is always saying ominous shit to customers and is passive aggressive to whoever closed the previous night no matter how good of a job they did. quit because someone else got fired for showing up to work high and he didnt want to be next

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Jonsa kissing cousins ❤️ part 3

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Show!Jon Snow with (Jonsa) baby - requested by anon

Later Nights

an Olympic Broadcast AU Jon/Sansa fic, rated E by justadram

Her husband, Jon Snow, might be in his off-season--blessedly. But with the Summer Olympics around the corner, her late-night Olympic show producer, Tyrion Lannister, hasn't forgotten about the unlikely Team USA star and their recording-setting ratings in 2022. He has his sights set on a triumphant rematch between the newlyweds any way he can get it.

Sequel to Late Night

Oh oh oh!! Another word: lady👀👀👀

Another good one! :) From Winter's Child:

Because Lady was collateral damage- an acceptable loss since she wasn’t bonded to her- Sansa’s curse was going to kill an innocent because Lady had never hurt anyone.

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a week of jonsa day 6: endgame

the wedding night

"I loved a maid as red as autumn,

with sunset in her hair,"

I always think about Sansa when I come across this verse 🥺

Lyanna I

When Jon was small, it was not rare that he was mistaken for a girl. He was short for his age, a bit shy, had long eyelashes, and was very pretty.

This meant that he got away with way too much. He was sneaky enough as it was, but if ever he was caught at something, he’d give the best puppy-eyed look that Lyanna had ever seen- and she’d grown up with Ned.

It was also true that Jon had been a knight at four. Or, at least had tried his very best to be. He’d gotten his first wooden practice sword when he was younger still, and his father had taught him to carve runes into it, for protection, like they still did in the far north. There was one for dragons, and one for ghosts, one for snarks, and so on. And so Jon was rarely scared of there being monsters under his bed. If anything, they ought to be afraid of him.

Now, on Jon starting on his quest to become a knight, it began like this:

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