I Love To Think That Ody Fell For Penelope Because He Thought She Was On An Equal Level With Him In Terms

I remember seeing something similar to this (credits to the original)

Tim: *(texting after Jason just reappeared from going mia or something idk)* You haven’t died, have you?!

Jason: Bold of you to assume I was ever alive in the first place.

Jason: Don't go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.

Tim, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

Try embroidering a straight line.

Now try a curved line.

Now make those lines smaller.

Make letters.

Make it look good.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: KUDOS TO THIS GUY FR

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

I see your “Apollo agreed so easily because he doesn’t care about Odysseus” and raise you “the god of prophecy knows that Odysseus is going to make it home, so he’s not going to make much of an effort to stop him.”

He just wants his legendary dad to be proud yknow 😔😭

Telemachus doesn't want his cool and awesome hero dad to realize he's a boy-failure LMAO

More history waow

He's just like his dad

My favorite thing about reading SabiGiyuu fanfiction is that it seems everyone agrees with these two things:

1. Sabito is a Giyuu simp (bitch me too)

2. Sabito is a fucking crackhead (no I will not elaborate)

Thanks for doing God's work.

That last part is so sad

That was basically all their personalities were to Shouto, who had been isolated.

Dammit. Fuck you Enji.

Honestly, I think it would have been really interesting if Natsuo had been the traitor.

He had a hell of a motive. Older brother is killed in a tragic accident brought about because of their father, younger brother is abused by their father, mother is institutionalized because of his father, and Endeavor faces justice for absolutely none of it.

All of a sudden this news broadcast showing Stain yelling for the public to open their eyes to the false heroes among them happens...just saying, that could have appealed to more than one of the Todoroki siblings.

And with Shouto a UA student, that places Natsuo in a prime position to potentially gather information about classes on and off campus. He wouldn't be an active member of the LoV; he's just the mole. It might be a stretch to say he wanted Shouto in harm's way, but if you remember that Shouto was exhibiting the exact the same anger and arrogance Endeavor had, there was room for a narrative where Natsuo reached a, "Fuck, now there's two of them," mentality and didn't care what happened to him. And that only expands on the betrayal. Shouto realizes he's on a path to become his father, then starts trying to reconnect with his mother and estranged siblings. Natsuo doesn't even have to approach him to form a connection.

...

Shouto: Why did you do this?

Natsuo: If you had any original thoughts of your own, you'd have done it, too. But I guess it's not your fault Endeavor raised you to be a puppet.

Shouto: This isn't who you are.

Natsuo: *not even anger at this point, just pity* Are you sure? Can you say with any certainty that you know any of your siblings? Or am I just the one who went to college, Fuyumi is the one who cooks, and Touya is the one who died?

True. Next time I have to write a biography for Values Ed, i have 23 siblings known as steve and 45 known as potato.

And i was indeed born from a caterpillar

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

As an eldest daughter,

I want to cry and I will because God this is me

Eldest Daughter by Isabela Pless 😭 (on spotify btw)

I’ve been reading nothing but Nightwing angst the past week. Those fics that have Dick crumbling under the weight of his eldest daughter syndrome and then the rest of the family has to take care of him *chefs kiss*