this post changed me and my brother's vocabulary forever
yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever
As hair grows longer
And the days they pass us by
Ever by your side
haiku by @kiyomari <3 thanks for helping me out with this one
@kainora-week 2022 day 7: hair!
Introducing the Republic City Sky Bison(s)'s star bender....... and his biggest fan :3
Another @kainora-week 2022 entry. Day 3: Probender au!!
Me: *scrolling tumblr*
Castiel: I love you
Me: Dear god what’s happened now
am i hallucinating
[ID copied from alt text: A digital comic showing Ladybug standing with her elbows on a railing, her hands up in the air in exasperation as she says, "so i found out that my boyfriend's father - gabriel agreste - was actually my arch-nemesis hawkmoth, who has been terrorising the city constantly. and he actually got both of our miraculous and reshaped reality and then he disappeared. so i told everyone that he - gabriel agreste - helped me defeat hawkmoth and now everyone thinks hes a hero. plus he apparently created my boyfriend from the peacock miraculous. so now ive been lying to my boyfriend about being a superhero, about his father, and about how he's a sentimonster."
"so that's what's been up with me lately," Ladybug finishes, looking over to the side.
It cuts to show Zuko staring at Ladybug, sweating nervously. "um…"
Zuko shrugs his shoulders and says, "that's… rough, buddy?"
While Zuko says that, Chat Noir lands on the roof they're both standing on. He's looking down to put his baton on his back while saying, "hey, my lady, sorry i'm late. you wouldn't believe what -"
Chat Noir looks up and cuts himself off to ask, " - is that zuko avatar?" End ID]
prince zuko, i am hawkmoth. i have given you the ability to regain your honor. nobody will be able to evade your capture, especially the avatar. all i want from you in exchange are ladybug and chat noir's miracu--
been on some trolls bs recently... middle school me would be so proud.