*whomp*

Current project

It really, really did. At one point the doctor came up to Sirius to make sure he was not having a panic attack.

Close, but not quite. It was a gay crisis.

peter, filing in paperwork for Sirius at the hospital bc he has a broken arm: okay so who do you want as your emergency contact?

sirius: uh, remus, i guess

peter: okay… “relationship to the contact”, ohhh boy this could take a while

sirius:

Lily would try and go to St Mungos on the claim of insanity after realizing she liked James

what non-jily fans don't understand about lily realising she has feelings for james is that the whole deal was NOT cute. lily was screaming and trying to jump from the astronomy tower from the embarrassment while mary and dorcas tackled her down and marlene was pissing her ass off in the background. THAT is jily

My favorite headcannon- Remus: Casanova of griffindor tower

I love all the hcs about remus being unconventionally attractive, but I'm also such a sucker for those where he's just insanely and objectively gorgeous

like yeah, he be worrying about the fact that everybody stares at him bc of his scars or bc they suspect of him being a werewolf or whatever, but actually they're all just dying inside over how he's a freakishly hot welsh boy with sandy-colored hair, hazel eyes and the dirtiest mouth they've ever seen

FUCK THE SUPREME COURT!!!!

Besties for life❤️🖕

After James and Sirius replaced all of Lily's quills with self writing ones that only wrote love poems about James, Lily and Remus spent two weeks pretending they were dating. Holding hands in the common room. Sharing snacks. Sitting in each other’s laps. Sirius was losing his mind. James cried. Twice.

I NEED HELP!!

I am writing a fic which includes wolfstar, jily, dorlene, rose killer and… STRICTLY?!?!?!

Do you guys want a multiple pov or just a Remus?

Lemme know your ideas for what dances you would like to see! (Foxtrot, American smooth, samba ect.)

Also what songs? I have a few lined up myself but I’m wondering what songs you guys would like!

I also NEED a title!

It will be on AO3, under the name My_Leige123.

Hope you can help me tumbler users

:)

James: Moony yk what I just realised? If Regulus married me, Sirius would officially be my brother-in-law. And when you marry Sirius we'd be some form of brother-in-laws too! We'd all finally be officially related!!!

Remus: Wait, yeah..Merlin, that'd actually be aces!! So then, if one of us winds up in Mungo's again, we won't have to argue to see them- we can just barge right in because we're officially family!

James: That's so fucking morbid. Moony, how did you even get there?

Sirius & Regulus, watching them from the shadows, unnoticed:

Regulus: So Remus actually has no idea about the ring you've been carrying around for more than 2 months, I presume?

Sirius, gazing fondly at Remus: *sighs* Yeah, no, I haven't asked yet nor has he found ou-... Wait, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE RING??

“You’re a Monster!”

“Made in the image of your god.”

I just want to piss. Is that too much to ask?