Toxic Prongsfoot (not An Anti Post Just A Thought)

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polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

abt kittywater: YOU GET IT! oml. idgaf abt umbridge and hate current fanon reg (how majority portray) but like kittywater needs to become more popular just to watch those people be upset and when they try to explain their biases (misogyny) is revealed. still waiting for a long fic covering a kitty water slowburn and just popular fics that become so niche and referenced. this isn't just a ship for me at this point

exactly !!! canon umbridge backstory is soooo explainable too. squib brother, muggle mother, poor father. she was ashamed of her family and her own failures to become head girl. so she hustled succeeded at her career before 30. she needs to make sure everything is right and perfect.

she hates harry because hes a rich, smart, successful, famous, pureblood at only 15 and he doesnt give a single crap—hes willing to throw it all away and upset the social order to spread fear and rumours that voldemort is back. voldemort being back is NOT perfect or safe.

of course she’d want to tie herself to regulus: he’d be the perfect cover for her lie about her blood status. hes the golden child to a famous, powerful, rich, pureblood family. the blacks are severe and perfect and structured. she could be proud of her family if she was a black. she’d be safe from blood supremacists if she was a black.

as for reg, we don’t have much canon information, but he was a voldy fanboy so Dolores touting on about blood status and ambition all the time would catch his attention, especially when she starts simpering after him and appreciates his love for kreacher (house elves are basically cats. right?) who is his one true love.

I never meant to start a war (I said I despised Wolfstar). I never meant to start a war (I said the girls, Peter and James were underrated). I never meant to start a war (I said I hate Snape, Regulus, Barty, Evan, Avery, Mulciber and the other death eaters). I never meant to start a war (I said Walburga didn't torture and she loved her kids). I never meant to start a war (I said I hate short Sirius). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius was the tallest). I never meant to start a war (I said Remus was dorky, unpopular and quiet). I never meant to start a war (I said I hate Jegulus). I never meant to start a war (I said it was hypocrisy to like Bellatrix, Barty, Regulus and Evan etc., but hate Snape). I never meant to start a war (I said Barty was a Ravenclaw). I never meant to start a war (I said Euphemia and Fleamont probably had a degree of blood superiority that James didn't fall for). I never meant to start a war (I said James and Sirius had unrequired feelings for each other). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius didn't regret the prank). I never meant to start a war (I said I liked teen Peter). I never meant to start a war (I said Lily had flaws). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius and Regulus did in fact hate each other). I never meant to start a war (I said Regulus was a blood supremacist). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius would never where a skirt). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius wasn't feminine). I never meant to start a war (I said Sirius was mean). I never meant to start a war (I said Remus was a deadbeat dad). I never meant to start a war (I said Harry wasn't a death eater). I never meant to start a war (I said James wasn't a death eater). I never meant to start a war (I said James would never use dark magic). I never meant to start a war (I said James, Sirius, Peter and Remus never called themselves 'The marauders' or called McGonagall 'Minnie'). I never meant to start a war (I said Peter was more liked than Remus). I never meant to start a war (I said Dora Tonks wasn't an object). I never meant to start a war (I said I hate the Slytherin Skittles). I never meant to start a war (I said the death eaters were truly cruel and deserved a worse death, that includes Regulus). I never meant to start a war (I said Regulus made things harder, was stupid and useless). I never meant to start a war (I said Pandora wasn't a dark witch and wasn't Evan's sister). I never meant to start a war (I said I understand Petunia's jealousy but it doesn't excuse her behaviour to Lily). I never meant to start a war (I said Harry felt empathy for the death eaters and Voldemort's "tragic" backstory, but he'd never like them at all). I never meant to start a war (I said James' sacrifice meant just as much as Lily's). I never meant to start a war (I said Lily would never like or date Snape, even if James died).

i trust walter a far as i can throw him (which is not at all, despite the weightlifting i’ve been doing)

while he is right about how the yellowjackets treat misty—they are shit friends—it’s not his place to say. the healthy response would be to go “hey misty, i really care about you, and i i don’t like that your friends don’t seem to check up on you. maybe touch base with them?”

but that’s not what he does. walter takes the manipulative approach: your friends are fake, i’m the only one who cares about you, i’ve done so much for you, what have your ‘friends’ ever done for you? he’s trying to isolate her from her peers and make misty reliant on him, the stranger she met a few weeks ago who seems way too eager to kill people for her

i don’t think he gives a fuck about misty. i’m not sure what his goals are, whether as a citizen detective he wants to solve the mystery of the yellowjackets, whether he knows someone who didn’t survive, whether he’s a hired pi, or a serial killer, etc…

all i know is he is not to be trusted

rotating john gaius in my head and how he is both a coloniser and a victim of colonisation and how, when presented with the opportunity to rebuild all of society from the ground-up, chose not to model it after his own oppressed culture, but instead after an aesthetic VERY CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH WHITE SUPREMACY (neoclassicism), and how his daughter is the only thing in his entire, expansive empire that he named in his language in ten thousand years, and how he perpetuates the cycle he himself was a victim of. tearing my hair out tazmuir WHEN I GET YOU

Sirius and Marlene naked, chilling in bed after a good round of devil's tango while smoking and looking at the ceiling

Marlene: You would hit James, wouldn't you?

Sirius: Yep.

Marlene: Great. Take him away from Lily for one day, would you?

Sirius, turning to kiss her: Bet.

can i spread the agenda that lily/remus friendship wasnt in the books but lilypad writing letters to each other and lily trusting sirius with being a godparent and their secret keeper and sirius saying hed die for lily was

anyway LILYPAD HOGWARTS BESTFRIENDSHIP

jily got tgt because jilypad so close bonding over their sibling issues and lily warmed up to the marauders

platonic lilypad BUT lily is kind of drunk in the middle of a gryffindor house party so ofc sirius is there for her<333

Combining my two favorite things to ease my brain through it’s love of prongsfoot but desperate NEED for a jily endgame and saying that prongsfoot mutually breaks up because James comes out to sirius as transfem. Sirius is like “oh great now we have to break up!” And James is like mildly scared that he’s transphobic but sirius is like “I’m GAY!” and then they’re besties again and wlw jily ensued

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I love nonchalant Sirius. Sirius who has made everyone cry at least once. Sirius who gives no damns. Sirius who doesn't care for friendships and especially relation ships. I love all that until people include that James was one of those people. James is not everybody. James' death was the most traumatic experience in Sirius' life. Sure, he sort of cared for others. But they weren't James, who was his everything. Not everyone.