Chapter 4 Of The Worst Victor Is Finally Out

"Wolfstar would never happen during Hogwarts." I say. People are boo-ing. They want me off stage. "Wolfstar would only happen in adulthood if James died. As the last two survivors trope. In no universe that James is alive would Sirius end up with Remus." I continue. The crowd gets worse. "She's right!" I hear. I turn my head before leaving and see Remus fucking Lupin, who in fact is aware that he can't have Sirius in any universe where James breathes.

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if you try to insult james or sirius, remus is the first to defend them, even if they deserve it

lily: james and sirius can be so rude

remus: they've never been rude once in their life

sirius: she's litr right

remus: no

Canon sirius wins the idgf game every time omg. Bro does not care. His best friend is in love with someone? "U re not getting the girl with ur personality, James." Peter admiring James. "Peter, u will wet yourself." His other best friend is a werewolf who suffers every full moon. "Damn, I wish it was a full moon." A student starts to ask questions about their secret. "I'm just killing him, whatever."

I just know he made everyone he knows at least cry once, and it wasn’t even on purpose. He's just made like that, and he doesn't even care if u don't tolerate him.

I accept wolfstarbucks only in the form where prongsfoot are smitten with each other and they're official but Remus is just given scraps and is brought into the bedroom to spice it up for James and Sirius but they don't REALLY like him it's just fun and Remus knows and is completely okay with it because it's the only way he gets romantic attention from sirius

to eat her or to eat her out, that is the question

gemmadevon reghabicobel gemmahelly devonreghabi these are literally all so big brained and severance is too homophobic and white dude brained to do any

They’re so Orpheus and Eurydice. But like. If Eurydice went willingly down so Orpheus could live, and Orpheus gouged out his eyes so he wouldn’t fail.

Partially inspired by this post and, you know, everything i love being orpheus and eurydice in some way

remus was NOT a casanova

the only marauders described to flirty, handsome, or popular were sirius and james tyvm

this is every poll about the marauders and i for one am SICK of the lies

_shooting stars, falling objects_ where james only saves snape from the prank because he doesnt want sirius to get expelled

thats my boy 🫶

"James would get mad at Sirius after the prank." Dude, James is high fiveing Sirius, kissing his cheek, and telling him that he loves the way he thinks while asking him nicely not to murder people.

as a lesbian, i just had a dream i was dating brennan lee muligan, and i was having a great time on the low. i have nothing to say for myself