I Think My Biggest Issue With The “i Wish I Was A Lesbian So I Wouldnt Have To Date Men” People (other

the paralell of james not having siblings because his parents were too old to have more kids, and harry not having siblings because his parents died too young to have more is killing me

I’m planning an au fic where Maysilee wins the 50th hunger games 🤭 it’ll centre around life as a mentor, up until the end of the 74th games

and she’s also a lesbian in it duh

the worst girl

Combining my two favorite things to ease my brain through it’s love of prongsfoot but desperate NEED for a jily endgame and saying that prongsfoot mutually breaks up because James comes out to sirius as transfem. Sirius is like “oh great now we have to break up!” And James is like mildly scared that he’s transphobic but sirius is like “I’m GAY!” and then they’re besties again and wlw jily ensued

who said that 🫣

listen, i like finding out. so if fucking around is what i need to do to get there…

“i dont have to follow canon, let people have fun, we barely know anything about the marauders anyway”

yes, but its based on real characters. we’re playing with dolls here, not making up ocs.

(yes i made my toy cars stop at stop signs, why do you ask?)

IM SORRY WHAT?!

….tamsyn when I Get You

things we know from the Humpty Dumpty rhyme:

- he fell from a wall

- the king sent an entire cavalry to his aid

- he could not be fixed

- the horses were trusted with trying to fix HD

things we can assume:

- HD ate a shit ton of apples prior since a grand total of zero doctors were called to help

- horses have sentience and intelligence in this world, as well as opposable thumbs

- HD is a prince, since he was so valuable to the king, but also had the leisure time to sit atop a great wall

things we can’t assume but we did anyway for some reason:

- HD is a giant talking egg

Severus: i'm telling you, Potter and Black might be...involved!

Lily: okay, first Lupin is a werewolf and now this? enough with these theories Sev!

3 years later, on James's birthday

*Sirius and James just quietly staring at each other thinking no one else is watching*

Lily: oh...oh my god