Im Combining My Two Favourite Lesbian-cannibal Series:

we, as a society, need more:

evil lily evans

whump james potter

creep remus lupin

happy sirius black

asshole peter pettigrew

crybaby barty crouch jr

unhinged sybill trelawaney

anxious xenophilius lovegood

remus was NOT a casanova

the only marauders described to flirty, handsome, or popular were sirius and james tyvm

this is every poll about the marauders and i for one am SICK of the lies

as a neuroscience student i get so offended when people act like ai has any intelligence whatsoever

thinking we can make something fast and complex as even a fruit fly’s brain is the height of human hubris

apologize to nature RIGHT NOW

mourning leia and anakins potential father-daughter relationship because of how vader destroyed her is another level of tragedy

they will never know they are a carbon copy of the other

she will always (rightfully) hate him

“i dont have to follow canon, let people have fun, we barely know anything about the marauders anyway”

yes, but its based on real characters. we’re playing with dolls here, not making up ocs.

(yes i made my toy cars stop at stop signs, why do you ask?)

Friendly reminder that John Gaius, in TLT universe, is on Tumblr RIGHT NOW. Friendly reminder that he could be reblogging your mutual's post AT THIS MINUTE. friendly reminder that who knows, maybe that random account that just liked your post about bones? IT COULD BE JOD-

i can't get over ianthe trying to convince gideon how fucking little she means to harrow by comparing her to corona; that harrow never loved her bc she didn't want to remember her and ianthe herself would never let go of anything coronabeth. love is a revenant; you keep strands of hair and envelopes and a note that says good morning. because you can't help it.

and then we get fucking hit by magnus telling harrow that her burying gideon in her mind is her keeping gideon's things like a lover keeping old notes. that she's stuffed her away in a drawer she can't look at, that her keeping gideon like that is her version of keeping that ripped-up dance card. and it's so cruel for harrow to hear that abigail has to speak up and try to hold him back.

“james is the sun” yes, as in hes flashy and burns people for fun and when he finally does die everybody gets blown up

girl help they're purifying my favs

IM SORRY WHAT?!

….tamsyn when I Get You

It would’ve been much juicier for Helly to fall for Miss Casey. She’d be in love with the woman that her own outie’s company is torturing/exploiting, then find out that Miss Casey’s outie is Mark’s outie’s wife, then help rescue her even though she’ll lose her girl..... like come on