UPDATE They Said December Again Tonight I Rescind My Previous Statement Everyone Go Crazy

Dan and Phil are probably some of the most inspiring people in the world to me. I just look at them and think:

You can be queer and grow up to be loved and happy. You can learn to be comfortable with yourself

You can be weird and awkward in a myriad of ways, and you can find people who will love you for that weirdness, who will match it and double it. If you feel isolated for being different from those around you, that doesn't mean that there's something wrong with you. It just means you're around the wrong people. The right people are out there and you can find them, or they can find you

If/when you're safe to do so, be yourself as freely and loudly as possible. This is the way you can find your people. This is the way for you to be happy

You can have chronic physical or mental health issues and be loved, supported, and happy

If your teenage years were shit, the future is bright, and it gets better from there. You just need to survive

Your life doesn't end at 30. Honestly, that's sort of when it begins. If you don't know what you're doing in your 20s, that's okay. Most people don't. You'll figure it out. Don't be hard on yourself

The more you live, the more you get to reinvent yourself

Relationships (of any kind) don't have to have a time limit. If you trust each other, love each other, and communicate clearly, you can stick by each other's side for as long as you want

You don't lose yourself once you reach an age that sounds "serious". You get to keep your whimsy and enthusiasm for the things you love as long as you don't give up on it

You can love and be loved. No matter what. You can love and be loved. It's possible. It's real. It's tangible. You can love and be loved.

DANGER MEN AT WORK REFERENCE???? IN 2024???

We don’t talk enough about the part of TIT where Phil makes the 2009 Phil Barbie tell the 2009 Dan Barbie “The editing tips are stored in my bedroom” because yes he really said that 1 minute into the show

Okay guys but should I get tickets. There are still some left in my area and my fiancé said he would go with me but I’m so nervy that it’ll change how I watch them forever

Anyone else too scared to go to the TIT tour for fear that it will shatter their illusion of parasocial relationship with dnp or is that just a me therapy topic

I AM SO VERY SERIOUSLY IMAGINING IT

Update: said straight fiancé is still going on about how hot Sister Daniel is the day after

Took my straight fiancé to tit and when Sister Daniel came out my fiancé went “oh my god. He’s HOT. Look at his legs” so needless to say Dan and Phil are continuing their legacy of turning people gay

Calling all phannies attending tonight's show!!

Google Docs

PHANSPIRACY MASTERLIST

PHANSPIRACY MASTERLIST - TIT 2024-2025 Compilation of all conspiracies addressed on the Terrible Influence tour. Tables are organized by cit

Don't forget to update the phanspiracy masterlist if you can! Both answered and unanswered options are getting archived. Organized by city, headings in the sidebar. Thank you so much!!! ^-^

Dnp are kind of insane for telling us that the show is “contextless boyfriend approved” like why would they motivate us to bring people who are unfamiliar with them to this fucking show. They got the closest I think you can legally get to having sex on stage without getting the show age restricted and you want us to have to sit through that with our clueless partners, friends and family members?!?!

Just woke up at 5 AM in a cold sweat and my only coherent thought was “Dan and Phil.” And sure enough they have posted an emotionally devastating 17-slide Instagram story. Now someone tell me how Mr. and Mr. Amazing programmed my brain to wake up from a dead sleep and sense they had posted

This is a night for the phistory books