seeing 2023 off, it's very nice to see that i've become everything i once swore to destroy. everything, both in name and definition (because i mixed up several of those back in ye olde days)
What's funnier is that it was mostly coincidence. but knowing that a younger me would tremble and rage before my presence brings me joy. ive grown so much!! :3
Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
this bad boy can fit so many organs
He glow
heartworm? no nonono, you misheard me. i have a heartwyrm
h…hydrate…
Diversity win! The unregulated monarch that singlehandedly shuffles around the class system of a whole nation on a whim with no regard for his citizens is gay!
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Only good thing about Christmas time is I get to hear carol of the bells all the time but the bad part is I have to act normal like that song doesn’t go hard as fuck
incidentally, are either of those strioboros characters of yours single? 👀👀👀
Technically, both of them are, however one is pretty much just me plus lore and the other one is 12. Little bit awkward.
Space is a big place, though, so there's plenty more out there. somewhere.
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other
they/them | adult | Minors DNI | one million fireballs breath attack | kill all ai scrapers | staff can take one penny off of my cold dead hands
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