I Need To Nap Under A Tree On Top Of A Grassy Hill When Its 90 Degrees Out With A Nice Strong Breeze.

the creature urges are strong tonight and yet alas i cannot go sprinting around a college campus on all fours or else someones gonna get security on me

hot take i know

i dont really make new years resolutions since everything i want to do i just do or it takes more than a year. years of being a student makes me feel like this is really the halfway point rather than the start of a new year. Oh well.

i think this year i want to transform my art style from the ground up. It's changed a whole lot from last year, but I didn't do much foundational stuff for it. It's just better anatomy and actually using lighting that isn't one layer of poorly thought out cell shading.

I'm not even an artist as my main thing. I just do it for fun. But I think it's better to make goals for fun things than weigh yourself down with big consequence-heavy resolutions.

Might make a side blog for just my art this year. also organize my stuff.

New profile picture coming either when i cant stand the sight of the current one or on my birthday, whichever comes first.

"I barely EVER give things 5 stars" "I only have 3 real 10/10s" "I don't recommend things often" "I don't call something peak unless"

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP!!!! your passion and joy is not diminished by its availability!!!! you are falling into the capitalistic nightmare of the value of scarcity and it's going to eat you from the inside out until you have nothing left you enjoy in life! your standards aren't a set of things you like anymore! you're just trying to force all media to thread a needle to appeal to you before you give it any praise! you're poisoning your mind and you're going to die!

if you find yourself prefacing your praise of things you enjoy with how LITTLE you enjoy things, you're doing it wrong!!!! you need to open your eyes to the little beauties in everything you consider mediocre! not everything has to be a masterpiece! comics and movies and games and books and tv shows is not a competition for refined taste like some sort of wine drinking group!!! HAVE SOME FUN IN YOUR LIFE!

Pinned 2024

accidentally deleted my old pinned while deleting all of my art due to the AI bullshit on 2/27/2024.

Hi, I'm Smoothie. I don't know what I'm going to do with this blog. However, do not follow me if you are a minor. I'm not gonna be filtering myself anymore. If i see you following me and you're a minor, you will be blocked.

I am an artist, but you're going to have to take my word on that due to tumblr's AI bullshit.

I use they/them, subject to update later maybe idk. yadda yadda fuck off terfs. i block people liberally.

AHEEM HEEM can i show you horrors that will melt your bones? oh please please please??

occasional posts from users

almost have to actually scream "trust the process" repeatedly at myself because i am once again trying to change up how i do lighting and it looks WRONG but its NOT DONE YET CHILL OUT

You are not That Bitch. Being That Bitch is the grind-killer. Being That Bitch is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the pressure of The Bit. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where it has gone, there will be nothing. Only 💦💦Big Top💦💦(45) will remain.

Sweating chanting "You are not That Bitch you are just being rude to strangers on Grindr" in the bathroom mirror like a littany