Peak Philosophy In Ao3 Tags

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

3 components of worldbuilding:

1. The author’s kinks

2. The author’s power fantasy

3. The author’s political agenda

Plot and logic optional

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

Technological literacy only exists in a very slim age demographic of people born from roughly 1980 to roughly 2007

people who call someone new a skip clearly do not fall in love just a little ol’ little bit everyday with someone new

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

food water old man image

doing anything with technology these days is an unending cycle of going no i do not want to use AI. im not interested in setting up copilot. I do not want help building my site. I would like my autocorrect to make sense again. I do not want AI generated search suggestions. no. nope. still not. die