Gk! Jason With Kitteeen:3c

Trick or Treat from Hector the Incarnate - Human Host of the Moondrop! 

TREAT!!

drew tim drake eating the ground.

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

I hc Dick will be non-verbal for a bit when Bruce first adopts him

no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

my soft spot is literally just… it’s red guys. Without fail it’s the character with a red motif. If they have anger management issues that’s just even better

Tony: my goal in life is to remain a bachelor and be rich

Pepper: hi

Tony: scratch that, my goal in life is to be married to this beautiful woman and live our best life, only the two of us, no kids.

Peter: hi, mr. Stark, my name is..

Tony: fuck all my plans, my goal in life is to adopt this kid.

everybody tell duke how good his moth costume looks or i'll blow this place up

i have a few chapters of my mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.