YAYYY Ok I Really Wanna Write This Now

I work with kids (around ages 2 to 5 normally) and here’s a list of Crazy Things Kids Say/Do from this week:

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3-yr-old boy, pointing to a paper towel in my hand: “I want to eat that!”

Me, looking at him with confusion because I know this boy knows what a paper towel is: “…this is a paper towel.”

Boy, with a sigh so big and heavy it would rival that of a grown man who just got told the bar was out of his favorite beer after an exhausting work week: “oookaayyyy…😔😔😔”

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5-year-old girl who has never talked like this a day in her life, running to her mother with all the fervor of a Victorian child who just discovered a ghost in her old rickety house: “Mama! Mama, come quick! Something strange has happened!”

(The strange thing was that the lights had been turned off in the part of the building that we weren’t currently using and it was Slightly Darker than Usual.)

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Little girl, finding me on the playground and running up to me with wide eyes, practically whispering: “Do you want some mulch candy?”

Me, playing along: “ooo, mulch candy??”

The girl silently puts a singular piece of mulch into my hand and runs away looking suspicious, leaving me to wonder if I just participated in some kind of illegal mulch deal.

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There was a little boy who kept wanting to wash his hands for no reason which was fine and I would’ve let him do if he didn’t keep trying to walk into the bathroom while there was another kid in there. So after a few times of this he was a little annoyed and to get back at me he rolled this big toy truck over to the sink, somehow managed to lift it over his head and get it onto the counter, then rolled it into the sink, and just stood there looking at the Truck In The Sink with the most smug look I have ever seen.

“Some hunter, some huntlow, a LOT of Willow”

Did you mean my thoughts 24/7?

some hunter, some huntlow, a LOT of willow <3

OMGOMGOMGOMG

This is my new favorite thing ever????? I love it?????????

And the fic??????? Aaaaaaaaa

can i tell you a secret? 💗

based on this fic from @avatarmerida !!

bonus:

Huntlow is like if romantasy was good.In any other media,a scrawny pasty blonde white boy raised to server his colonizer father figure who went along with it until the series' events and a fat blasian girl who's super feminine and nerdy and grew up bullied with an arc about self-love would've been written like a hate crime for the ages but through the power of Hunter's weirdboy swag and Willow's lack of girlbossification,they're thee example on how to write woc with male antagonist love interests.Everyone who hates Huntlow but ships shit like Reylo and 'nice black guy x mean white girl' drop and give me reperations

I FOUND IT I FOUND THE POST

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

AAAAA EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

I typically don’t like reading long multi-chapter fics, but this sold me on shallow waters I can’t resist it now

@apiculturegal is gonna give me a new obsession pray for me yall

my favorite scene from chapter eight that i literally cannot resist drawing and thinking about because it’s 65k words in the making. sneak peek of the actual scene under the cut below

I love it when I wake up at 4:30 in the morning on the couch, am forced to take a freezing cold shower, try to go back to sleep and end up having at least 3 of the scariest and most disturbing and depressing dreams I have ever had in my entire life, wake up at 9 feeling like my stomach is actively collapsing in on itself, be sick for the next 2 hours until I finally manage to haul myself out of bed without feeling like I’m gonna puke (I somehow did NOT have a fever), pull on clothes so I can drag myself to school for a test that I cannot miss, take said test, then cram out three chapters of government notes immediately afterwards. It is now 8 pm and I have a headache and am starving and I am shaking for some reason and I am still at this godforsaken school with nothing but $3 vending machine chips to sustain me. I love it SO FREAKING MUCH when I tell someone about all this and their immediate response is “are you okay??”

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LIKE GIRL WERE YOU LISTENING TO ANYTHING I JUST SAID NO I AM NOT OKAY

Omng iss my boy

Hey! It's been a while

Unfortunately my boyfriend’s goodnight text had a slight tone (that I very likely imagined) so I now must be sad and slightly bitter for the rest of the night until I fall asleep because there is a tiny chance that he is mad at me. Makes perfect sense