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Childe reached friendship level 10 so he’s in the retirement home. This is my new team friendship ended with the white boy now lesbian mom, her chaotic right hand man and chaos incarnate x2 are my new team🤝

I regret nothing-

Affogato y Espresso: -comiendo grandes cantidades de comida-

Madeleine: Por que...?

Dark Cacao: Van invernar, ese fue uno de los motivos por los culaes no deje entrar a la tribu del café al reino... Comen peor que leones y duerme por casi un mes o un año...

Affogato: Come un poco más despacio, Espresy

Espresso: Esque no e podido invernar por casi dos años -come más- E tenido que cortar mis horas de sueño a solo un día o una semana

Please don’t fight with me this is just for personal comfort because finding these characters makes me feel less alone LOL <\3 so of course you are not obligated to agree with me, I just wanted to share how I feel! !!!!!!These are all based on my personal experiences as an autistic person!!!!!!!!

Autistic Espresso headcanons;

I HC Espresso Cookie as autistic for several reasons

His voice;

Espresso is not as emotive nor loud as the other cookies from what I’ve noticed. He does not yell like most others when he uses his ability, and he tends not to have the widest range of vocalizations. Of course, not all autistic people who have this monotonous voice trait (which is seen in some people) have to express no emotion at all, hence why it’s perfectly normal for him to just have a couple (like disgust!) as that is also what I do lol.

He hyperfixiates on his work;

Obvious is obvious, he talks a LOT (whenever he does talk to people) about his work, or brushes people off to go do it. I don’t really need to explain this one much because I think it’s pretty obvious why I feel this way.

Executive dysfunction?

Okay hear me out. Yes, coffee cookies do not need to sleep much (I think the max would be around 2 days before they start to get grumpy, depending on the cookie) BUT as we can see on twitter today, he probably ignores this and works anyway, even if he has reached his limit. I don’t think he notices, personally.

Uncaring and unempathetic tone:

Before you get mad at me for saying that, read on! I am one of the autistic people who has trouble expressing things so I also get this personally lmao. He isn’t unempathetic at all (see after battle scene) BUT he does have a very hard time showing empathy and expresses it much differently than a neurotypical person. Hence why it comes off that he doesn’t care about things.

PERSONAL HEADCANONS- these aren’t evidence based this is just what I think so feel free to completely ignore this ! Just expanding on the idea a little more.

I feel like he stims with his hands more than anything, especially when he’s upset. He doesn’t really have a noticable happy stim, but he does have some negative ones that calm him down a bit.

He prefers dark spaces hence why the lab..? city?? area thing he presumably lives in is dark. Bright lights frustrate and annoy him.

Mmmm, pen clicking.. good sound good feel

Has a very very small range of foods he’ll eat. Very picky eater

Also I think he masks HARD

Hope u all enjoy reading this!! I know I take a lot of comfort in these things so I hope I was able to communicate that well. I will add on to this post laster maybe with more info

OMG ESPRESSO IS SHORT WTF I BET AFFOGATO WEARS HEELS LIVORICE PROBS JUST HAS PUFFY HAIR

No need for explanation.

my cr au out of context (featuring @goldendeiity )

hypocrisy

the snake who said not to trust anyone but trusted the one that started it all

the crow that wanted love yet pushed it away, blinded by her pain and misery

the wolf sheep that preached kindness yet isolated those who disagree

change

the butterfly who transformed from someone "unlovable" to someone who "was"

the snake that used to be bright but smothered that light to survive and win

the chameleon whose identity is blurred and always adapting to be like others

Dream: this is the worst possible outcome. Why would you come here. Quackity is going to kill us both. We’re all going to die-

Techno, already making them friendship bracelets: bro can you just shut the fuck up for a second

Endou: What do you love/like more your friends or soccer????

Endou: Hey! Me and my best friends would be happy to answer all of your questions!

Seraph: So… people started to make IE ask blogs and I wanted to do it too… for a while, so here it is I guess. Hope that’s my art style is siuted for an ask blog :,D 

You can ask these three separately or all three of them. Also I guess this ask mainly appeal to original IE, but GO and Ares asks are also welcome!