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I absolutely love all the space australia/ humans are weird/space orcs things going around, so I haven’t been able to stop thinking about stuff like metaphors and idioms and figurative speech. Like, what if those had been purely human concepts?

Human: “He really broke Omar’s heart”

Alien: “What?? Is Omar still alive? Can he be healed? Is it culturally appropriate to seek out revenge?”

Human: “No, no, like… He hurt him badly.”

Alien: “Yes I understand that your cardiovascular system is important.”

- - -

Human: “She’s a real wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

Alien: “What is a wolf?”

Human: “It’s a predator - you know, the one dogs descent from?”

Alien: “… She looks human. How do you know the value of her clothes?”

- - -

Human: “That dickhead stabbed me in the back”

Alien: “MEDIC!!!!”

- - -

Human 1: “Wish me luck!”

Human 2: “Break a leg!”

*Horrified aliens in the background*

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

(via blessthenasty / MetroUK)

The Creation of Bees

Chuck: Check it out, these insects will pollinate all the plants so people will always have foods like lettuce and broccoli and green beans

Gabe: Can they, maybe, throw up sugary stuff that can be used to make candy?

Chuck:

Gabe:

Chuck:

Gabe:

Chuck: Yeah no prob

Someone felt fabulous 

This Little Girl Went As A “Spirited Away” Character For Halloween And Became A Meme

Nikola Tesla is the greatest b/c he loved pigeons and science and wanted to provide people with electricity at low cost but he was also lowkey trying to build a death beam. 

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

The cast of “Supernatural” photographed by Matthias Clamer for Entertainment Weekly **

Teacher: “So, who’s presenting next?”

Me: 

Daisy is not impressed. (via 1158pm)

someone turn this into a fic, i’ll pay you with my endless love

HERE’S A PAINTING I FINISHED AT LIKE 4AM

meg’s photoshoot with rob was one of the single most visually inspiring things i’d ever seen so i was REALLY intimidated to take on a single one of them. i told myself i wouldn’t pour a ton of time into this, and then immediately threw that thought in the trash

so here is His Holiness being a little judgy

Happiness Will Come To You.

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can we have an episode where we see what cas does when he’s not in an episode

You have committed the ultimate crime: you have murdered death.

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

broken body

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OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life