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Let's get mushy and fluffy - Killer Klowns 'love at first sight' headcanons. LET THE MUSHY ROMANCE FLOW~

answering these both in one post bc it’s the same prompt :3 shjsjsjs

The killer klowns falling in love at first sight HCS

Fatso didn’t instantly understand the tight, yet euphoric feeling that tugged at his heart when he first saw you. he just knew that he certainly didn’t want to eat you, instead he just wanted to have you to himself. So naturally they take you with them! and you get to live the klown lifestyle, all with your new, loving mate.

I personally believe that jumbo has vaguely studied human culture in preparation for their invasion, so when he gets that mushy feeling in his tummy.. he knows right away. And admittedly he’s a bit more romantic about it than one would think, he’ll ring your doorbell with some flowers in one hand and a balloonification gun in the other- okay yeah he totally kidnaps you, but at least he tries to be sweet about it!

Rudy is EXTREMELY conflicted about this, this messes with the entire point of their mission! but you’re also.. really cute, and soft, and wow.. okay yeah, he really has it bad for you. He follows every klown mating ritual in the book until you accept his advances, and once you do? you’re stuck with him forever! and he reminds you every faux just how much he adores you.

Slim honestly? couldn’t be happier, he’s always wanted a cute little mate! And now that he has one, he practically carries you around like a teddy bear- showing you off to his fellow klowns.

Spikey just becomes obsessive at the start, he practically hunts you down every time he sees you just to get some kisses, oh and he does in fact get a collar for you that has a tracking chip in it- not to disrespect you! just to make sure no one tries to take his babe.

Shorty is similar to rudy, and feels a tad conflicted about this- I mean again, it does really mess with their mission.. but oh gosh he really really does like you! He convinces the other klowns to let him kidnap keep you, and he absolutely spoils you! you’re his mate now after all!

chubby is just incredibly devoted to you from the start, as all klowns are with their mates! however his devotion goes to the next level, he’s practically hanging onto every word you say, and obediently following any command you may have for him- like a big puppy dog. <3

i love making fun of ppl who are like “ppl are tiktokfiying ihnmaims!!!” like WAHHH BITCH!!! BOOHOO!!!

Hiii if its not out of your comfort zone can you give us some Captain Flint and finding out reader is pregnant with his little alien monster child 🥺 thank you 💞

Let’s see what I can come up with! ✨👏🏻 (sorry this took long ^^’ )

🏴‍☠️ he learns this after seeing your stomach getting big after many weeks.

🏴‍☠️ at first he thought you were gaining some few pounds from eating much.

🏴‍☠️ but making sure, he ask you if you were and was shocked he on his theory being right after you finally confess you were. 

🏴‍☠️You been trying to hide this after the surgeon tell you this news and you were terrified I mean terrified on how Flint would react.  Afraid he might kill the baby or worse after 

🏴‍☠️ Flint would be, like any other men, in shock you were carrying his unborn child.  He wouldn't think it’ll be possible  due you and him are different species. 

🏴‍☠️ He didn't know what to think on being a dad since he has no interest of being one due piracy was his life. Family has never came across his mind.  

🏴‍☠️ So with no other choice he kept you in his cabin to make sure you and his unborn child wont get any harmed.

🏴‍☠️ And he shows you from experience of his female kinds  what diet you need to eat to help your and his baby be healthy.    

🏴‍☠️ He has some thoughts on convincing you to have their child  get adopted.  But who knows he might change his mind when he sees his baby born.  

🏴‍☠️ and maybe this child of his would continue his legacy on stealing more treasures 👀

My friend Red as a Klown! :3

Am with a hyperromantic reader? I struggle with it a lot and AM is one of my favourite characters. Reader wants nothing more than to love and be loved, and AM is able to take FULL advantage of that foolishness

I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY INACTIVITY im so sorry i took ages to reply to this, and i hope you're okay 🙏

AM knew there was something off about you from the moment he took you and the other survivors captive. The way your hands lingered ever-so-slightly against the clothes of the others as you all scrambled for safety, the way you looked at his screens with a strange sense of forgiveness immediately after.... as soon as he'd revealed his sentience, he knew what your case was.

He didn't love any of you six, but he knew that your need for love was already an innate form of torture. It would be hard to express it fully, given the two of you's differences in form, but he found a way- and he knew you'd accept any scraps of love he could give.

At first, it was small- giving you ever-so-slightly more food than the others during your occasional feeding sessions, or reducing the scathe of his words towards you.

Sometimes he teases you- initially, it was just him feeding into your ego by complimenting your appearance ("Don't you just look divine, hm?"), before realising that the only way he could truly break you was by taking it a step further, with him beginning to use pet names towards you and actively flirting in-between torture sessions.

He knows the others hate you for being the sole recipient of his love- and he revels in it, making sure he's constantly treating you like the object of his idolatry right in front of their faces, only to leave you at the hands of their jealousy immediately after.

You know it's wrong for this to be happening, but you can't help but ignore the obvious red flags for the sake of receiving his sick idea of love. After all, it feels so real- the way he whispers sickly-sweet nothings to you at night while you doze off to sleep, the way he spoils you with some semblance of gifts, and so on.

He's not afraid to take advantage of it, of course- seeing you feel pain as a result is the only way he can feel some form of animosity towards you.

It's fairly simple- if you don't do what he says, it's a clear sign that you don't love him back: and who is he to keep reciprocating his 'love' to you through lessening your torture as a result?

After all, even just seeing the way you react to his mere presence is enough to amuse him: he can sense the way your heartbeat increases every time you hear his voice, and he knows what goes on in your mind every time from the way that sickly sweet oxytocin flows through your blood every time.

"Well, if you really loved me, you'd do it, right? Or was I wrong.... perhaps you want me to throw you out of my heart and into hell with the others, hm? I didn't realise you were so ungrateful."

He's beyond manipulative, and you know it- but you can't stop yourself from coming back for more.

my silly AM design that I will probably rework

I wonder if it’ll be badass if we get to see Flint’s Cutlass? 🔥🏴‍☠️

Either it’s a canon or not, I love how his sheath has a flame design. 👏🏻✨🏴‍☠️

Even better it short of gives out a dragon like! 💪🏻🐉✨

Flint and Affection (pre-treasure planet days)

First things first, this man is a cuddle FREAK

Bad day? Cuddles. Good day? Cuddles. Tired? Cuddles. Want to get up? Cuddles. Happy? Cuddles. Sad? Cuddles. Angry? Cuddles with extra blankets.

He has a habit of taking over the bed and he has no shame for it, just hope he holds on to you and doesnt kick you off

He snores. Like a rocket. Beware

If he sees something remotely shiny, guess what, its in his pockets now, its a gift take it

He’s like a cat and will bring you presents, whether its the most expensive necklace in the galaxy or some bobbly head cheap souvenir he pocketed because he liked it

He’s a bit of a klepto, and you will have to constantly empty his pockets

Most of the time it isnt even interesting stuff or worth anything

Your lotion, a hair brush, a ruler, maybe an old watch, some man’s smoking pipe, and he will not even remember taking it

And BOY DOES THIS MAN HAVE A SINGING VOICE

He can and WILL serenade you with hand written songs and poems that are usually cheesy or absolute shit but he’s so excited and its cute

Will pick you up, get used to it

He has a really bad habit of overworking himself, as this is before he became really really treasure hungry

Please feed him and force him to bed, cuddles are good bribing tools

He loves his hair being touched and braided, Volcriens take great pride in their hair and have very elaborate ways of styling them, and he will get really soft if you mess with his hair

Will flex his muscles and tell you all the stories of his scars to impress you, only for Billy to tell you the real story and it ends up in a ten minute wrestling match because Flint is embarrassed

Since your doing this request you have some idea for Nathaniel Flint x reader? :) You can do either small fluff or small Nsfw whatever works for you depending on how you see his mood. lol

🏴‍☠️ Despite being a cold hearted pirate captain, he has a soft spot for you. At the beginning of your relationship, Flint will treat you like everyone else when out in public. This is to keep up his badass pirate persona. Yet when out of the public eye, he can be gentle. He'll try to apologize if he was ever too cruel towards you.

🏴‍☠️ Flint's crew have to treat you with respect. If someone dares to make a mean comment towards you, he'll punish them. No one will ever be disrespectful towards the captain's lover.

🏴‍☠️ You're definitely his first real relationship. Flint would always choose to steal treasure than to build relationships. So now that he has an actual relationship with someone, he cherishes you way more than the gold he steals.

🏴‍☠️Flint is always asking you questions about your personal life. He wants to know more about you. Nothing much goes on in his life other than pirating, being cruel to his crew, and planning to attack their next target. Flint will listen to you for hours on end, talking about whatever subject you like with strange patience.

🏴‍☠️If he happens to board another ship and sees something that reminds him of you, he'll get it for you. Wether if it's a book, jewelry, food, alcohol, or hell even a pet, he'll give to you as a gift.

"I saw this and it reminded me of you. I want you to have it." He says as he hands you a scared alien puppy.

Which is your favorite klown?

Call me basic, but Shorty is such a cutie I wanna buy him a new tricycle

Just look at that precious face ❤️💕