Are You And That Cocoa Bean Girl Dating?

Hi Mr. Wonka. If I in any way made you or your oompa loompas uncomfortable at the last barbeque, I sincerely apologize. I did not think I would get drunk ~

That's just the problem, Alice. You don't think. You spilled heavens knows what on my new tailored coat, vomited on poor Edward, kicked an Oompa Loompa while trying to, as you said, "tear up the dance floor", and tripped and fell into the dessert table. You made a fool of yourself and ruined the party for everyone at the same time. Next time please be more considerate of your guests before popping out a big bottle of the some ol' trippy chug-a-lug.

Oh, I almost forgot. You're banned from the factory as well, by the way. I can't have you endangering my Oompa Loompas or destroying everything, now can I? And I will be billing you my Oompa Loompa's hospital bill. Yeah. Use this as a lesson to be more responsible. Hmph.

Y'all DEAD wrong for clowning @wonkasseur like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well, maybe they shouldn't have responded if they have sensitive feelings because no one was talking to them. They don't even know what gender they are and they're 30 years old reblogging children's posts. Sometimes a few good jabs to the gut can be enough to shut people up. Don't act like a clown and nobody will clown you.

Dear, tumblrs. If you have asked a question or commented on something of mine and I haven't responded, I am terribly sorry. My asks are backed up and I get at least 20-45 notifications at a time, some of which I hadn't noticed until this morning while eating my breakfast. It's a really fast pace to maintain between answering questions and running the factory.

Heh....so sorry.

#gettinganewcanesoon 🎩

When Mike ran across your television room and knocked your oompa loompas over you should've took your cane across his forehead and knocked his ass out. Deadass

As hilarious as that sounds I think mumbler learned a bigger lesson after hopping into the machine, a probably permanent one he won't forget.

@willyswilly 😂😭🤣☠️😂😂

A lot of people have reached out to me about yesterday, so here's the only time I'll acknowledge it.

A group of roleplayers started insulting and purposely misgendering me under my own post because they think I'm creepy and too old to have a Wonka fan blog at 30.

They started insulting me through a roleplay thread in the replies and filling my notifications with their nonsense after I asked them to please stop.

The above three replies from me are the only time I interacted with any of them, and yet they decided the main problem here is my age and not the malicious misgendering and general nastiness.

"She. He. It. Whatever." "They don't even know what gender they are" They would have had to look at my profile to find out how old I am, and my pronouns are directly next to my age.

Then their followers began dogpiling me to try starting silly drama.

There's plenty more of this kind of comment, but I ran out of room for pictures. I was told several times to "mind my business" even though the comments were made under an image I am the original poster and creator of. It's a picture I took for laughs while testing out a light box I bought from Target a few years ago.

I'm not bothered by any of the age stuff because having fun with your interests isn't something that suddenly stops once you hit a certain age. This blog is all in good fun and I harming absolutely no one. Nobody is forcing you to interact with me or even acknowledge my existence if you think I'm weird for being here.

What grosses me out about the entire situation is the intentional and continued misgendering. There's no reason to be so cruel and nasty to people!

I also learned this particular group bullied a minor into deleting their blog a while before coming for me, so it's unfortunate to see I'm not the first and probably won't be the last person targeted by them. It's best to not give them any kind of attention because it only causes them to continue.

I'm not going to publicly post everyone involved with this group, and it is a lot, but please feel free to message me if you'd like to block them to avoid possible future interactions with them.

I feel like you a freak on the low even if you a virgin

Since you like chocolate so much how do you feel about dating a black woman? We got all the chocolate you need babyboy 😏😏😏😏

Oh my goodness. Are you trying to seduce me by using my love for chocolate against me?

How wicked. I do like rich flavors. You might be in luck, if you are in fact a woman.

Or did you mean chocolate as in skin color? Because in the case of dating I would hope that your personality is just as rich and your love is just as sweet.

When veruca got attacked by the squirrels were you pretending to look for the key or could you really not find it lol? 🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️

Contrary to popular belief, I seriously couldn't remember which key it was. But I warned her about those squirrels. They can be vicious little suckers and she was a bad nut! A very bad nut...yeah.

No insult to your hair, and your hair is great (it looks so silky...)

I'm just weird and sometimes get thoughts like that when I look at people.

For some reason I think that Charlie Bucket likes spiders and snails and all that stuff. Or at least tolerates them.

Hm, you're a very strange little cocoa bean...

Ugh, no! Absolutely not. I wouldn't ever allow Charlie to bring those furry little creepy crawlers into the factory. I'd have my Oompa Loompas exterminate them at once! Bugs and insects are not to be around my precious chocolate, or anything else for that matter. That's just disgusting.

Wait a minute......

Goodnight world.