Lmfao I'm so sorry they got you involved with that they swore we were being mean ☠️
Just had some kid message me about being allegedly bullied by some of my followers, I blocked him.
Here's why: Number one: I'm not sure what happened. Number two: I'll never understand why some people think that just because they're having drama with followers of another person, that the person they're following is automatically involved or responsible for the others' behavior. I am not a parent. I am not part of the tumblr team. Half of my followers are obviously adults and I don't have any more authority than the next person to stop or encourage other people's behavior. I am busy running a factory - not a daycare, I don't get involved with petty online drama that doesn't concern me, even if the people involved are friends or followers. There's no point in messaging me about matters that have nothing to do with my factory or me personally. There are block and report options for a reason. Use them.
I hate having to post this, I'm terribly sorry. That just annoyed the living daylights out of me. Just as I was enjoying a nice glass of wine and-ugh. I digress.
Now back to your regularly scheduled program. Good evening.
- Willy Wonka 🍫
Yeah I could never do this in a million years lol
You said you can rap so can you write a rap really quick?
I'm one of the shy ones you talked about earlier sorry hi -waves-
Oh, hi there KitKat, welcome! ☺️
Of course I can rap for you, I'll do something kind of "gutter" because you didn't give me a topic, check this out. Ahem.
It's a bigger price to pay when having money ain't the issue
Phonies love you when you're down
Cause you're on the same level
Give it time and rise up better
Next your homies gon' diss you
See you winning - getting money
Come right back and say they miss you
Wipe my butt with their apologies
I'm running low on tissue
How my freestyle got you upset
If the shots I fired missed you?
You're just desperate for attention
Say you hate me so then tell me
Why you all up in my mentions?
Love to see the haters mad
Love to watch em envy me
Want everything I have
The cash, gold and diamond rings
They'd rather talk about you
'Stead of trying to chase themself a bag
I'd rather air the AK out
You run these bullets playing tag
Beat a em down like a drummer boy
Was never in a band, wait
Gun cocked
I'm shooting shots up in the game
I'm like Stephen Curry in this
Scoring baskets - never aim
And I'm still cutting people off
They're all one in the same
Fakers, the silent haters
That love browsing on my page
See the success, the great
Won't congratulate? Ok
That's wack but I'm good bro
The wave, yeah I been known,
Y'all act up for free
You wanna beef with me
There's a fee h*e
Make you choke on your words
Like you're trying to take a deep throat
I'm balling - no free throw
An alien, I'm Stitch - no Lilo
You're still doing the same crap
You were doing 10 years ago
Believe it, we're different
You need cliques, vanity, attention
I do my best work solo
Never needed no permission
Made some stupid, dumb choices
But I learned from my decisions ~
And just like that, there you go! ☺️ Anyone could do it.
@willyswilly 😂😭🤣☠️😂😂
A lot of people have reached out to me about yesterday, so here's the only time I'll acknowledge it.
A group of roleplayers started insulting and purposely misgendering me under my own post because they think I'm creepy and too old to have a Wonka fan blog at 30.
They started insulting me through a roleplay thread in the replies and filling my notifications with their nonsense after I asked them to please stop.
The above three replies from me are the only time I interacted with any of them, and yet they decided the main problem here is my age and not the malicious misgendering and general nastiness.
"She. He. It. Whatever." "They don't even know what gender they are" They would have had to look at my profile to find out how old I am, and my pronouns are directly next to my age.
Then their followers began dogpiling me to try starting silly drama.
There's plenty more of this kind of comment, but I ran out of room for pictures. I was told several times to "mind my business" even though the comments were made under an image I am the original poster and creator of. It's a picture I took for laughs while testing out a light box I bought from Target a few years ago.
I'm not bothered by any of the age stuff because having fun with your interests isn't something that suddenly stops once you hit a certain age. This blog is all in good fun and I harming absolutely no one. Nobody is forcing you to interact with me or even acknowledge my existence if you think I'm weird for being here.
What grosses me out about the entire situation is the intentional and continued misgendering. There's no reason to be so cruel and nasty to people!
I also learned this particular group bullied a minor into deleting their blog a while before coming for me, so it's unfortunate to see I'm not the first and probably won't be the last person targeted by them. It's best to not give them any kind of attention because it only causes them to continue.
I'm not going to publicly post everyone involved with this group, and it is a lot, but please feel free to message me if you'd like to block them to avoid possible future interactions with them.
Cocoa here!
So... Have you ever been outside while it was raining and just stood in the rain?
Ah...no. Rain makes you sticky and sick, why would you stand in it intentionally?
We might need to discuss a few of your life choices, Cocoa Bean.
If you could travel anywhere in Europe, where would you travel to?
Hm, I would visit Venice, Italy. I think Italian happens to be one of the most beautifully spoken languages and I've always dreamed of living there when I was a little boy. Not to mention the beautiful architecture, it's all very breathtaking. I'd love to just watch the people travel by boat to their destinations. I wonder how they manage it all?
Don't worry if Augustus asks you about the Christkind again. You'll find all you need to know about her at this site: https://germangirlinamerica.com/what-is-the-christkind/
Oooh, how marvelous! So it's kind of like Santa Clause! A gift-bringer. I think Santa might have some heavy competition in Europe.
Speaking of which, I may have to travel to Germany during the Christmas season to see if I can find this Christkind.
Can you sing for us?
You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?
I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.
😆😆😆😆
The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF 😭😭😭😭
And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me 💀💀💀
You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.
As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.
Hey I noticed that you changed your clothes a lot on the golden ticket tour day. First you had the black coat outside then you took that off and had the burgundy jacket but after the contest you had on gold and black pajamas and slippers then when you was getting your shoes shined you had the black jacket with another black coat under it and then you changed back to the burgundy jacket when you had dinner with the buckets. Why did you change so much and how did your clothes magically switch at the end?
Well, I changed back into my lounging pajamas because the tour was over. And I wanted to be comfortable for my therapy session. I threw on a quick change of clothes once again to find Charlie and talk to him. I specifically changed my clothes so that he wouldn't recognize me or the big 'W' on my shoes. That's how I ended up in all black. So basically your question is how in the world did I end up wearing the burgundy coat again, right?
When we arrived back at the factory after visiting my dad, we were brainstorming new candy flavors and ideas. I leave most of my coats and shoes at the front corridor when I'm in a hurry (if the Oompa Loompas haven't taken them away) and I happened to change back into the attire from earlier right before going to the Buckets' house for dinner with Charlie. That's all. Just a quick change of wardrobe.
I wanna taste your lips 😘 I know you're sweet like sugarcane 💕💗
Silly girl, if you would like to taste me then you could simply just eat me, I am eatable after all. Though I'm afraid that isn't a bright idea, unless you'd like to speak with the local authorities.
Lmfao dm me 😭 @willyswilly