I Close My Eyes Too Tight

I was wondering too lol

Do you have a girlfriend your hot af and I wanna have your babies don't block me

Um...

Suddenly I have to go...handle something...yeah. Yeah. Bye.

mans didn’t think he’d be having a morality crisis today yet here we are.

I'm late but hey daddy bear 🐻🐨

Good morning, my little chocolate chips! Ride and shine! Up and at 'em! Take that sip of hot Joe and let's all have a productive day today, yes?

I wanna taste your lips 😘 I know you're sweet like sugarcane 💕💗

Silly girl, if you would like to taste me then you could simply just eat me, I am eatable after all. Though I'm afraid that isn't a bright idea, unless you'd like to speak with the local authorities.

I aint even know it could open i-

Do you actually need that cane or is it just decoration

Also is your can edible as well

It's simply an accessory that I like to keep around. Well the cane itself isn't edible but I can fill it with candy too! Currently it has Nerds in it. You know those wonderful little sweet and colorful candies made by Wonka? Yeah, those. Those are the little things inside of it, in case you were wondering. Ha ha!

#gettinganewcanesoon 🎩

This high key fire

#gettinganewcanesoon 🎩

This thread is so petty but I can't stop laughing 😆😆😆😆

somebody get this bootleg underage willy wonka outta here 😭 @coffeescandyshop #notmywonka

Hands up for @thewillywonka #mywonkaaa #zebest 🎉🎊🎀

Aawww

You can't just give one of your followers a cute nickname and not the rest of us that's not fair 😔

But I called you all chocolate chips earlier, is that suddenly not good enough?

Knew it lol

Aaaaaaand she does like you

So I've heard.