Tell Her It Means She Got A Yeast Infection Lol

I feel like you a freak on the low even if you a virgin

Since you like chocolate so much how do you feel about dating a black woman? We got all the chocolate you need babyboy 😏😏😏😏

Oh my goodness. Are you trying to seduce me by using my love for chocolate against me?

How wicked. I do like rich flavors. You might be in luck, if you are in fact a woman.

Or did you mean chocolate as in skin color? Because in the case of dating I would hope that your personality is just as rich and your love is just as sweet.

It's slave labor cause the oompa loompas were taken out of their country and now working for you, you know that right??

Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. It's only slave labor when you're taken forcefully and forced to work against your will for no wages. That goes against my code. The Oompa Loompas agreed to come work in the factory because they would be living in better conditions and would have their precious cocoa beans in trade for their work. It was a business agreement, which is the same as a verbal contract. How you could imply such a nonsensical accusation with so much confidence and very little knowledge is entirely beyond me.

I was wondering too lol

Do you have a girlfriend your hot af and I wanna have your babies don't block me

Um...

Suddenly I have to go...handle something...yeah. Yeah. Bye.

Dear, tumblrs. If you have asked a question or commented on something of mine and I haven't responded, I am terribly sorry. My asks are backed up and I get at least 20-45 notifications at a time, some of which I hadn't noticed until this morning while eating my breakfast. It's a really fast pace to maintain between answering questions and running the factory.

Heh....so sorry.

That nickname makes my soul melt somehow.

So, I'm just gonna stick around then, ask you weird questions, leave to get some ice cream from time to time, and give you my unshared platonical love and adoration!

Terrific then! Do stick and around and pick my brain from time to time, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, or at the least, be thoroughly amused. I hope that ice cream you're occasionally buying is non-melting and Wonka brand, by the way. For the sake of my own pleasure I'll just assume it is! ☺️

At least it ain't mike

Would you like to be friends? 😁😄😃

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.

When veruca got attacked by the squirrels were you pretending to look for the key or could you really not find it lol? 🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️

Contrary to popular belief, I seriously couldn't remember which key it was. But I warned her about those squirrels. They can be vicious little suckers and she was a bad nut! A very bad nut...yeah.

What are some things that help you sleep at night? I suffer kind of with anxiety and depression and nothing really calms me enough for sleep

I'm sorry you're having trouble sleeping. I used to have that problem when I first opened my factory because I had so many new ideas and nerves running through my body.

If I could suggest a white noise, storytelling or an audio book app, those always help me. The best ones, I think, are vintage and oldies music live streams with rain put over them. Some good free apps and YouTubers that stream music and white noise 24hrs:

Nemo's Dreamscapes (YouTube, and the best one, in my opinion)

Chilling (Scary storytelling app, if you're into that sort of thing)

Yellow Brick Cinema (YouTube)

Relax Rain (App)

The Relaxed Guy (YouTube)

Dream Musicas (YouTube)

Sleep Radio (App)

Free Books And Audio Books (App)

I recommend taking a hot bath with any oils, bath bombs or epsom salts beforehand since baths ease folks into a more relaxed state of mind. Also, Aromatherapy products are excellent for induced sleep. I hope these help you and you find a solution that works! I'm curious. Let me know! Goodnight and sleep tight.

I just wanna see your bedroom pweaseee mister wonka 😔😢

I normally wouldn't allow my privacy to be intruded on, but since you said please and my room is in order today, I will this once.

Before you ask, the walls are not made of chocolate, they are designed to LOOK like chocolate. Otherwise it would melt and collapse and that would be terrible to wake up to. Haha!