Would You Like To Be Friends? πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒ

Would you like to be friends? πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒ

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.

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3 years ago

Are you religious at all?

Yes, I was raised in the Catholic church, but as I grew up some of my views changed, so I kind of distanced myself from the church. Now I just study from home.

3 years ago

@youngtreemuguniversity I just wanted you to have a laugh😭

A lot of people have reached out to me about yesterday, so here's the only time I'll acknowledge it.

A group of roleplayers started insulting and purposely misgendering me under my own post because they think I'm creepy and too old to have a Wonka fan blog at 30.

They started insulting me through a roleplay thread in the replies and filling my notifications with their nonsense after I asked them to please stop.

A Lot Of People Have Reached Out To Me About Yesterday, So Here's The Only Time I'll Acknowledge It.
A Lot Of People Have Reached Out To Me About Yesterday, So Here's The Only Time I'll Acknowledge It.
A Lot Of People Have Reached Out To Me About Yesterday, So Here's The Only Time I'll Acknowledge It.

The above three replies from me are the only time I interacted with any of them, and yet they decided the main problem here is my age and not the malicious misgendering and general nastiness.

A Lot Of People Have Reached Out To Me About Yesterday, So Here's The Only Time I'll Acknowledge It.
A Lot Of People Have Reached Out To Me About Yesterday, So Here's The Only Time I'll Acknowledge It.

"She. He. It. Whatever." "They don't even know what gender they are" They would have had to look at my profile to find out how old I am, and my pronouns are directly next to my age.

A Lot Of People Have Reached Out To Me About Yesterday, So Here's The Only Time I'll Acknowledge It.

Then their followers began dogpiling me to try starting silly drama.

A Lot Of People Have Reached Out To Me About Yesterday, So Here's The Only Time I'll Acknowledge It.
A Lot Of People Have Reached Out To Me About Yesterday, So Here's The Only Time I'll Acknowledge It.

There's plenty more of this kind of comment, but I ran out of room for pictures. I was told several times to "mind my business" even though the comments were made under an image I am the original poster and creator of. It's a picture I took for laughs while testing out a light box I bought from Target a few years ago.

A Lot Of People Have Reached Out To Me About Yesterday, So Here's The Only Time I'll Acknowledge It.
A Lot Of People Have Reached Out To Me About Yesterday, So Here's The Only Time I'll Acknowledge It.

I'm not bothered by any of the age stuff because having fun with your interests isn't something that suddenly stops once you hit a certain age. This blog is all in good fun and I harming absolutely no one. Nobody is forcing you to interact with me or even acknowledge my existence if you think I'm weird for being here.

What grosses me out about the entire situation is the intentional and continued misgendering. There's no reason to be so cruel and nasty to people!

I also learned this particular group bullied a minor into deleting their blog a while before coming for me, so it's unfortunate to see I'm not the first and probably won't be the last person targeted by them. It's best to not give them any kind of attention because it only causes them to continue.

I'm not going to publicly post everyone involved with this group, and it is a lot, but please feel free to message me if you'd like to block them to avoid possible future interactions with them.

4 years ago

You don't have no business sharing pics of food I can't taste

Homemade dinner guaranteed to taste better than ya mama's cookin'!

Homemade Dinner Guaranteed To Taste Better Than Ya Mama's Cookin'!
Homemade Dinner Guaranteed To Taste Better Than Ya Mama's Cookin'!
Homemade Dinner Guaranteed To Taste Better Than Ya Mama's Cookin'!
Homemade Dinner Guaranteed To Taste Better Than Ya Mama's Cookin'!

Indian style chicken and vegetable tray bake; sweet potatoes, courgettes, peppers, onions, cauliflower and fennel to start, tossed in oil, cumin and turmeric. Chicken pieces marinated in garlic, ginger, garam masala, homemade smoked chilli sauce, and lime juice. Roasted for 45 minutes then added broccoli, chopped garlic and tomatoes. Finished off for another 15 minutes and then served with a few dollops of raita (yogurt, mint, cucumber and coriander). And to wash it down, Verdi Spumante white sparkling wine, imported from Italy.

Look at those beautiful, bright colors. Those crisp veggies. That succulent, tender chicken.

Who said I can't hold it down in the kitchen? No one? Oh, I thought so. Ha.

4 years ago

It's slave labor cause the oompa loompas were taken out of their country and now working for you, you know that right??

Of course not! Don't be ridiculous. It's only slave labor when you're taken forcefully and forced to work against your will for no wages. That goes against my code. The Oompa Loompas agreed to come work in the factory because they would be living in better conditions and would have their precious cocoa beans in trade for their work. It was a business agreement, which is the same as a verbal contract. How you could imply such a nonsensical accusation with so much confidence and very little knowledge is entirely beyond me.

4 years ago

You said your middle name is Winslow and my middle name is kinda similar it's willow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

And I like your bedroom and your smile and cheekbones. Your really feminine and handsome and sexy which is my type but im too young and you probably gonna be disgusted that Im 16 bye

That took a left turn quick! Haha!

But seriously, ew.

4 years ago

Same

I just started my period and I'm cramping so I'm laying in bed watching your sexy self act crazy on tv, eating sugar cookies, and drinking ginger ale to help my stomach

Ew. TMI.

But yeah, feel better.

4 years ago

I feel like you a freak on the low even if you a virgin

Since you like chocolate so much how do you feel about dating a black woman? We got all the chocolate you need babyboy 😏😏😏😏

Oh my goodness. Are you trying to seduce me by using my love for chocolate against me?

How wicked. I do like rich flavors. You might be in luck, if you are in fact a woman.

Or did you mean chocolate as in skin color? Because in the case of dating I would hope that your personality is just as rich and your love is just as sweet.

4 years ago

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somebody get this bootleg underage willy wonka outta here 😭 @coffeescandyshop #notmywonka

Hands up for @thewillywonka #mywonkaaa #zebest πŸŽ‰πŸŽŠπŸŽ€

4 years ago
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4 years ago

At least it ain't mike

Would you like to be friends? πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒ

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.

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