Knives! Get Your Knives Here For No Particular Reason!

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

there is always tomorrow

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

the the tghing

Even if you make $200,000 a year, each one of them has more money than you'll make in literally a million years.

And if you're complaining about how expensive everything is, most likely you make a hell of a lot less than $200,000 a year.

What in the world could possibly make you think that Trump cares about you?

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