reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out
THEY WANTED TO HEAT UP THE SALSA??????? cold or room temp kid(s?) was/were fully in the right, hot salsa is weird and wrong
can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
The Bill of Rights and the Constitution have been REMOVED from WhiteHouse.Gov.
That’s it.
That’s the post.
dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.
no getting up. no looking at the flag.
everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.
my duck on placid plastic duck simulator just threw himself off a mountain and im not sure how to recover, he was like my son, my boy!
An important PSA to remember!
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