i think he would be really disoriented once they put his head back on his body. or once he died and respawned. he just wouldn't feel right anymore like his body wasnt his own. like his hands were too big and his feet were too small. he keeps burning himself on his cigarettes and bumping clumsily into the side of tables. the other mercs laugh when he trips over his own legs. he doesn't get what's so funny. he's in pain, and they laugh more as he tries to get back up. it makes him want to go run into the base's meat freezer and hide. at this point, the cold is more comforting than anything. at least he couldn't be poked or prodded in the fridge. at least he's safe from ridicule in the freezer. the cold made the cigarette burns hurt less too anyway. my commissions | my kofi
The Surgeon and the Statue
I'm getting top surgery tomorrow :3
RatFightRatFight
i may not be smart
Spydad! (you'll probably get a lot of asks for that)
Or something with Medic being...Medic?
I am VERY sorry for declining medic request in favour of dadspy but you know me!!!!!! you should've seen this happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spy checks what exactly he missed in Jeremy's appearance ever since he left
he probably has another one in his fridge
Singing killed his grandpa too😔, probably Loose redraw of this sfm (funniest thing ever pls watch)
my beautiful butch wife
Oh snipes you should have seen the look on his face! blah blah blah blah....
Soldier's Speech