"He got that dog in him"
The dog in him:
Oh to be a broke vampire walking into the sun...
I've silently decided that Whb Lucifer cant read from the moment I heard he doesn't have a signature btw
I also decided that most angels also cant read, I just think that, One it would be so fucking funny. Two- it would fit with the whole unhinged heaven subversion If the demons could read but the angels cant.
And Three.
The one that I use to justify myself-
Why would angels need to know how to read anyways? god use to give them all their instructions and if worse gets to worse who's to say he couldn't repeat himself? and they barely had/have free will so when would they have the time? Plus would god even allow them to learn? it seems pointless.
as far as I'm concerned Michel, Gabriel and Raphael and Lucifer are illiterate with a severe case of dyslexia no matter what the text say.
THIS. THIS IS WHY I NEED DOMESTIC FANFICS OF THESE TWO, JUST. I'M SOBBING
THIS IS SO CUTE???1?11???
Saying someone "decided to invade my mind" when you randomly start thinking of them is my love language
The fact that in Obey Me the food always has some sort of "demonic twist" to the name (Hellfire Mushrooms, ext ext) but Pickles are just normal ass pickles is so funny to like,
either pickles originated in the Devildom OR some bastard brought them over from the human world and they just spread like an infection
Mc: I lost me my wrongdude, have you seen it anywhere?
Lucifer:
Mc:
Lucifer: Mc, are you alright?
Mc, sobbing: Answer the question
Barbatos watching Diavolo commit his 27th war crime this week pretending not to care
Barbatos is definitely one of the father figures to ever exist
~I'm not trying my best, but I expect it~\Call Me By Your Pronouns/ |Fnaf... |Obey Me!,, Barbatos Spam Account|
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