Sun Rise

Implying anyone would be cuddling Lucifer at all (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Everyone just wants to be held in mc’s arms as the little spoon.

Lucifer won’t say it, he’s to prideful

Mammon’s to much of a tsundere

Levi’s way to shy

Satan happily asks for cuddles in his room (and to piss off Lucifer)

Asmo has no shame and is always in your arms

Beel won’t ask but melts when you do anyway

Belphie is a spoiled brat who likes making his brothers mad

Diavolo is stopped by Lucifer and barb

Barb never rests because he’s one fell of a butler

Simon only asks when your alone

Solomon is very sad and needs human comfort and also to just shove it the others faces because he’s the only other human there

Thirteen is very happy in your arms and kinda goes on her own without you even saying anything

Mephistopheles is... Mephistopheles

I have no clue what Raphael does (if you have any ideas please share)

And Luke reins supreme as an adorable child

MC will throw who ever is in their arms if Luke even looks like he wants cuddles and honestly so would I.

Headcanon: In an attempt to make Moon more likeable/less scary to kids, the company added the Daycare Theater, (which is obviously dark) for Moon to take the children and watch shows/movies every now and then, its typically framed in a “sneaky” way, as if they’re doing something they shouldn't be, in contrast of how he acts at nap time

this is kinda selling into the Moon is different in the day vs the night (security mode/hacked)  where he’s nicer in the daytime///

He, like Sun, really likes kids and doesn't like the fact that his programing and appearance cause most of them to fear him, so.. in any time other than “nap time” when he gets to be around children he really plays up him kindness, volume and general moral /energy, basically trying to copy Sun in any way he can, typically exhausting/overworking himself far over his own limit with his obviously less extreme personality.

Moon IS a good boy shut up >:(( /hj

I feel like people forget that the type of person that would actually legitimately become a surgeon is the furthest type of person from a normal individual, I'm never surprised when I hear stories of them doing fucked up shit, a normal surgeon is as rare as a dog that meows

I could swear I remember a nightmare news story ages ago where a surgeon just got so frustrated that he threw a little temper tantrum in the middle of a procedure and deliberately obliterated a whole organ or bone or whatever he was working on before storming off. Does anyone remember this and what it was or what happened after that

I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so normal about Barbatos I am so

I like the idea of Barbatos being a massive Gossip, like.

The Biggest™️

-and because in recent centuries he's mostly around royal/ important people who he can't go around spreading tea about he just unloads everything he's heard on Diavolo.

No order. Nothing.

Oh, you think Diavolo specifically told Barbatos to spy on everyone and relay information about them to him? Nope! That's just Barbatos being physically incapable of not spilling the tea

Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.

When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.

Diavolo pays millions in child support.

Please, never let this meme die

You guys think Paradise Lost was always shaped like a wing? Or did it gain that shape after Lucifer showed up? Because I'm getting a feeling that free will in the whb universe don't exist for anyone

A real idiot. That was what Lucifer believed himself to be. Not all the time, but at the moment he might as well be wearing clown makeup and that ridiculous rainbow afro.

“Lucifer, I need to talk to you. It’s about your brothers, I’d like to express my concerns with you so we could work it out.”

The tense memory of Diavolo’s stern voice played again and again in Lucifers thick skull. How could he be so stupid?

“I know you’re trying your best to keep your brothers in line, but so far, it’s almost like… and I regret that I must put this harshly— it’s almost like you’ve done nothing.”

Lucifer cringed. His mind running with regret, stress and anger. He’s finally slipped up— He’d finally commited the act he’s feared the most: Disappooint Diavolo.

The pride demon had been minding his own business, sorting misplaced files in Lord Diavolo’s study, as requested. He always knew that Diavolo was like a ticking time bomb, a man could only have so much patience. He’s tried very hard to keep his brothers in check, yes, but it looks like he’s run out of time. Fire only reaches you quicker if you don’t move.

Lucifer felt as if he was going insane. Every time he laid eyes on one of his younger brothers he wanted to claw them into bits because of their treaterous misbehavior, but at the same time he just wanted to grab them by the wrist and run far, far away.

He couldn’t do that though.

He debated whether to tell them about it so that they see the sour fruitage of their foul actions… At the same time, they’d probably say something snarky towards him, not taking it seriously.

They never took anything seriously, really.

Wether it be each others feeling or even schoolwork. They never really… cared.

“Your brothers don’t understand that there is a time and place for some things, and I kind of… need you to drill it into their heads.”

“I’ve been trying to do that but they won’t—“ Lucifer slightly raised his voice.

“Lucifer.” Diavolo’s voice was steady, and collected. A calm but assertive call that made the avatar of pride shut his lips.

“Your brothers came over a week ago to come and clean as you ordered them to for punishment. Which, yes, fair enough. However, they were intsructed to be quiet, since a noble family was coming over on that same day.”

Lucifer swallowed nervously. He knew this story.

“I think you could guess that they didn’t follow any instruction.” Diavolo’s voice suddenly shifted. It became dark, and his gaze more piercing. He was getting angry.

“They even went as far as to tear the very large—“ Lucifer braced himself for what he was about to hear. ”Very expensive—“ Lucifer felt like he was about to cry. ”—and very rare painting of my father in the treasure room.”

“That crosses every line.” Lucifer nodded. His brothers didn’t tell him this part of the story. “I won’t hold you accountable for it, though. I’ll give you some more time to figure out your family problems. If you fail, however.”

“I’m going to have to… condition your brothers myself.” The larger demons voice was terrifying. Lucifer almost felt the need to drop down to his knees in pain. Diavolo was not even trying to make it sound nice anymore.

Those were the last words that Diavolo spat before turning on his heel towards the door. Barbatos was supposedly waiting outside. due to Lucifer’s recollection of hearing the butlers vouce before his senses blanked out.

His heart was violently beating against his ribs.

He wanted to die, right then and there.

He feared his own, and the safety of his family.

He needed to do something, and fast.

Lord Diavolo’s use of the word conditioning was nothing to take light-heartedly.

The avatar of pride finally admits something he thought he’d never;

He was scared.