Cookieeater2000 - ~For Funsies~

Me(just saw death scene on TV): Oof

Walks away with my noodles

I swear the people who come up with these are on shrooms or something

If you’re lucky, your internal organs will never see the light of day.

Fuggin videos

I really hate video presentations because they contradict me as a person so much like, I don't want to be professional for five minutes, I want to be me and it doesn't feel right.

Elements as Hogwarts Houses

                                        “Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,                                          Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,                                          Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,                                          Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.”

FIRE: 

“You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart.”

EARTH:

“You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal, Those patient Hufflepuffs are true And unafraid of toil.”

AIR:

“Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, If you’ve a ready mind, Where those of wit and learning, Will always find their kind.”

WATER:

“Or perhaps in Slytherin You’ll make your real friends, Those cunning folks use any means To achieve their ends.”

I am totally getting this some day

If I was to ever get a tattoo, this is what I want but not behind the ear.

Maria Carey: "♪all I want for Christmas is youuu♪"

Me: "you'll never take me alive!!!"

*jumps on wall and scuttles away*

The most beautiful thing you will look today

3 years it took this girl to turn this piece of truck garbage into her home and it was beautiful. 😍😮 Have a good trip!

Kitties ❤

Hufflepuff // INFP moodboard for anonymous

Kallima inachus or dead leaf butterfly is a nymphalid butterfly found in Tropical Asia from India to Japan. With wings closed, it closely resembles a dry leaf with dark veins and is a spectacular and commonly cited example of camouflage. (Source & Source)