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At the Nukani Animate Cafe, if you spent 2000 yen, you'd get a random character card. These cards have emails to Eiden from the characters (or Eiden to his boys). Below is my translation of all of them!
Date 06/17
From: Eiden
Subject: Wrap Party!!!!
Good job, everyone! I'd like to throw a party for everyone, now that finals are done.
I know you're still busy regardless, so make sure you make time to stop by! It'll be at...hmm...How about we borrow an empty classroom and do karaoke? Bring any sort of snacks or board games you like!
I want to talk about a lot of stuff, so let's meet at our usual place after class tomorrow!
Date 11/12
From: Aster
Subject: Big News ☆☆☆
Master, did you know? The bread store received a new batch of super flashy hot dogs!
They'll sell out if you wait too long. I'm going to go get some soon, so you should come with me. (◡‿◡)♡
I have to update my socials if I get it!
So you should take pictures of me, because I'm soooooo cute! (@•̀ᴗ-)✧
Date 04/13
From: Morvay
Subject: Purchased Bread
Hey, have you eaten the new bread that came in? I just randomly lined up to buy one when I was going out with that shitty vampire, but it's surprisingly good! It's shape is amazing, and it's delicious too!
...Except, there was a crowd jostling me around, so the hot dog got all over the inside of my bag (;Ɐ;) Either way, you should definitely try it if you get the chance, Master!
Date 12/08
From: Yakumo
Subject: Today's Lunch U-Umm, thank you very much for helping me carry the club supplies today!
I made you a bento box as thanks. I hope you'll like it...
Umm, if it's okay, could we eat lunch together today? I look forward to your response. Date 03/21
From: Edmond
Subject: Recommended Food
You told me before that you wanted me to eat properly, even though I'm so busy with extracurricular activities, so...
I've lately been eating that simple sandwich you made for me the other day. It could be sweeter, but it's both healthy and delicious. I give you my thanks.
The tournament will be soon, so I'd like you to...no, never mind. Let us both work as hard as we can. I will correspond with you again.
Date 10/03
From: Olivine
Subject: Milk Pudding
Thank you for helping me with the choir the other day. By the way, you've been busy lately...are you sleeping okay?
Oh, right! I bought some milk from the store. It's delicious! Milk contributes to sound sleep, so you should drink it to properly relax.
I was thinking I'd make milk pudding at home...but, if you're up for it, I'd love your company.
Date 09/14
From: Quincy
Subject: I was asleep...
I heard you were looking for me.
The sunlight filtering through the trees feels nice, so I fell asleep behind the gym. It is really green there. Topper likes it.
Want to come with me, Eiden? I'll wait for you while I eat my lunch, onigiri.
But I might just fall asleep again...
Date 05/22
From: Kuya
Subject: URGENT -- Supplementary Lessons After School
Supplementary Lessons After School
Time: 6:00 PM (end time TBD)
Place: Classroom A10
Required Items: Writing utensils, previous test
Goodness, how did you manage to score 9 on this test? Quite embarrassing.
Please come to the chemistry classroom after school. I will give you a special one-on-one lesson.
By the way, you must get a perfect score to pass.
Date 11/28
From: Garu
Subject: Let's Eat Together!
Sorry about earlier!!!
I didn't bring my lunch so I sprinted to get it...I wasn't paying attention and knocked you over...
My latest favorite food is a stamina bowl that's sold at the cafeteria. It's really good when paired with a sports drink! After I'm done running, let's go eat together!
--
I-I don't really want to eat with you. Don't get it twisted!
Date 02/02
From: Blade
Subject: I drew something cute!!
Hey, hey! Darling, let me tell you something!!
I was painting on the ground the other day and I knocked over a whole can of paint. The paint spread all over and made a really great painting! (@>‿<)
I'll come to your classroom after school tomorrow to show you, so wait for me, okay?
Date 08/09
From: Dante
Subject: Finals
Are you studying for finals? I heard that you did well on the last quiz. Surely that was because we studied together. If you do well on your finals, I will take you to the cafe we went to last time as a reward. They have superb spiced naan there.
The most important thing is that you do your best and don't laze about.
Date 07/11
From: Rei
Subject: You came again?
Hey, you used the doctor's office's bed again to rest, right? Father told me. Oh well, it's good you're not injured, at least...I'm glad you like to keep yourself rested, but I'm a busy man. Don't give me more work to do.
...Since you have so much energy, how about joining me for some experiments? If you agree to that, you can come use the bed as often as you'd like.
Date ??/??
From: Rin
Subject: I'm always here.
Brother...
The people around you are so loud lately...
I know you're popular, but that can get you into trouble, you know? Your school life needs to be quieter...
Let me know if you get depressed. I'll make any problems disappear for you, brother...
「出荷待つおみかんたち」 “Oranges waiting for shipment”
🧡 • dumbo octopus!
repetitive strain injury from drawin’ it, jerkin’ it, and playin’ it
I have to make everything ok really fast
Does the phrase, “you have too many mandatory reporting obligations for me to talk to you about this”, itself trigger mandatory reporting?
Pope Francis is dead
very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.
i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier
THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND!
Throughout all of history, mankind has never created a more precise measuring tool than the infallible "eyeballin' it."
can the other shoe just drop already i've got places to be
using up a buncha my wool scraps to felt a sacabambaspis 4 myself cuz who can resist this faaaaaaaaaaceeeee
salivating
Nice penis, but I really don’t care. I need to get back to the lab.
MILK TEETH PROPAGANDA
THE FIC --> LINK
party like a severed head
look like a severed head
smoke like a severed head
fuck like a severed head
Thinking bout that specific behaviour where someone eats somethign and starts to make a "this is yucky" face and the mom of the group naturally reaches out ezpecting a spitout
wlw being mentioned in Nu Carnival lore made me so happy
Little Dante concept I was possessed to do a couple hours ago