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This is Steve.

’\(•_•)/`

Please help him take over the world. He will make it better.

And remember Steve’s slogan: The cake is not a lie!

*Wong showing Rhodey around the sanctum*

Wong:  This is the Wand of Watoomb. This is the cloak of Levitation. This is my idiot white boy.

Stephen: 

Rhodey: Oh you got one too? There’s my idiot white boy over there.

Tony:

Tony:Peter, come out!

Peter:No!

Tony:I mean it! Come out this instant young man.

Peter:Fine! I’m gay!

Tony:I love and im so proud right now but I ment come out of the air vent.

Stephen: Im happy you’ve finally admitted it. Now take a bath, your covered in dust.

As a rape victim from Arkansas, what in the fucking hell is wrong with my state. Go grandma go.

EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t believe there are already 60 participants!!!! O___O WOW So if I might reach 200 until the deadline I will offer two drawings for two winners!^^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey dear sweethearts…^^

It finally happened! I’m over 1600 Followers :D OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I’m so  overwhelmed by all the support my humble arts gets from you dear sweethearts!

My last giveaway was at 1400Followers so…. here is the new promised one!

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PRICE:: You can win ONE lil sketchy Bust Flatcolour sketch of ONE characters of your choice! Sketchy Linearts with a classic white colour or simple flat colour ( Look at the examples)

You can tell me every Fandom you’ll like or even someone of your family and friends ;) and I’ll to my best as long as it is in my comfort zone ^^° And please consider that, if I have NO CLUE about the character/Fandom you want me to draw to give me the best possible references you can get!

I will send you a full HD 300pixel  end-file via Email/or my STASH

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RULES::::

You must be a follower of my art blog

You can reblog this post maximal 3 times to enter

Every reblog/user will get a number I will copy down in an extra entry. (3 are max.) List you can find here :http://clarice82art.tumblr.com/giveaway

Likes doesn’t count!

Your ask box/chat has to be open!

No giveaway blogs please!

Don’t delete text or all your entries will be voided

Giveaway ends 30th September 2018 at Midnight CET! I will choose a winner randomly, and send you a message on the same day. :D If the winner won’t react within 24H I’ll pick another one, I’m sry! The best of  luck \=^_^=/ ~ <3

Ps: If you still have any questions, feel free to ask me :D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ::: IMPORTANNT::: With my last Giveaway I saw it last time, that some sweet mouses of you reblogged it directly multiply times and that’s great, BUT let me tell you this —-> Tumblr won’t count your reblogs SO fast behind one another!^^°°° And sometimes I CAN NOT see it on my activities nor in the notification. So wait at least more than 12H or 24H before reblogging it again. Just saying/giving a lil hint when you really want to have all of your 3 numbers/chances  ;)

@accidentally-aesthetic

If Sebastian Stan were a dragon, he’d be Toothless.  #confirmed @abovethesmokestacks

A memoir by Spencer Reid

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

Go Steve go

This is Steve.

’\(•_•)/`

Please help him take over the world. He will make it better.

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EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t believe there are already 60 participants!!!! O___O WOW So if I might reach 200 until the deadline I will offer two drawings for two winners!^^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey dear sweethearts…^^

It finally happened! I’m over 1600 Followers :D OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I’m so  overwhelmed by all the support my humble arts gets from you dear sweethearts!

My last giveaway was at 1400Followers so…. here is the new promised one!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

PRICE:: You can win ONE lil sketchy Bust Flatcolour sketch of ONE characters of your choice! Sketchy Linearts with a classic white colour or simple flat colour ( Look at the examples)

You can tell me every Fandom you’ll like or even someone of your family and friends ;) and I’ll to my best as long as it is in my comfort zone ^^° And please consider that, if I have NO CLUE about the character/Fandom you want me to draw to give me the best possible references you can get!

I will send you a full HD 300pixel  end-file via Email/or my STASH

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

RULES::::

You must be a follower of my art blog

You can reblog this post maximal 3 times to enter

Every reblog/user will get a number I will copy down in an extra entry. (3 are max.) List you can find here :http://clarice82art.tumblr.com/giveaway

Likes doesn’t count!

Your ask box/chat has to be open!

No giveaway blogs please!

Don’t delete text or all your entries will be voided

Giveaway ends 30th September 2018 at Midnight CET! I will choose a winner randomly, and send you a message on the same day. :D If the winner won’t react within 24H I’ll pick another one, I’m sry! The best of  luck \=^_^=/ ~ <3

Ps: If you still have any questions, feel free to ask me :D

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ::: IMPORTANNT::: With my last Giveaway I saw it last time, that some sweet mouses of you reblogged it directly multiply times and that’s great, BUT let me tell you this —-> Tumblr won’t count your reblogs SO fast behind one another!^^°°° And sometimes I CAN NOT see it on my activities nor in the notification. So wait at least more than 12H or 24H before reblogging it again. Just saying/giving a lil hint when you really want to have all of your 3 numbers/chances  ;)

In The Soul Plane

Peter: ooOOh my gosh, hi Mr. King T'challa, Sir

T'challa: Oh, hello Spiderman. Tragic that we should meet like this, but I'm pleased to see another friendly face here.

Peter: Oh, yeah def, I feel you

Peter:

Peter: so anyway, are you like... A Furry

I feel this in my soul

THE CONVERSATION LASTED TWO MINUTES MAYBE THREE MINUTES EVERYTHINGWESAIDATOTALOFTHREEMINUTESEVERYTHINGWESAIDINTOTALAGREEMENTITSADREAMITSABIDOFADNACEABITOFAPOSTUREITSABITOFASTAAANCEHESABITOFAFLIRTBUTIMMAGIVEITACHANCEIASKEDHIMBOUTHISFAMILYDIDYOUSEEHISANSWERHISHANDSSTARTEDFIDGETINGHELOOKEDASCANCE HE’S PENNILESS HE’S FLYING BY THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS HANDSOOOOME BOYDOESHEKNOWIT PEACH FUUUZZ AND HE CAN’T EVEN GROW IT I WANNA TAKE HIM FAR AWAY FROM THIS PLACE BUT I TURN AND SEE MY SISTER’S FACE AND SHE IS helpleeeeeeess AND I KNOOOOOOOWW SHE IS helpleeeeeeess AND HER EYYYYYYYYYYESSSS ARE JUST helpleeeeeess AND I REALIIIIZE THREE FUNDAMENTAL TRUTHS AT THE EXACT SAME TIIIIIIME

Reblog if you’re craving to be cuddled right now

For good luck

"Don't do anything stupid until I get back."

"I'm with you til the end of the line."

Whoever decided that I am legally an adult is hysterical 🤬

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random ask, it could be anything, a joke, a song, a secret, a random numer, a random fact, literally anything … so yeah lets do this !

Steve Rogers would want you to eat. Tony Stark would want you to sleep. Peggy Carter would want you to drink water. Bucky Barnes would want you to take your meds. Wanda Maximoff would want you to get back up. Thor Odinson would want you to be proud of yourself. James Rhodes would want you to have faith in yourself. Bruce Banner would want you to relax. Natasha Romanoff would want you to forgive. Sam Wilson would want you to walk with your head held high. Peter Parker would want you to dream. Clint Barton would want you to look on the bright side. Pietro Maximoff would want you to laugh. Vision would want you to understand. T'Challa Udaku would want you to calm down. Pepper Potts would want you to be resilient. Nick Fury would want you to be fearless. Sharon Carter would want you to be strong. Loki Laufeyson would want you to be smart. Scott Lang would want you to smile.

Okay y'all I have major writers block so drop me a promt or even just a word and the characters you'd like to be in it. Ships or not. 🙃

So I have a thing for geniuses in purple apparently

The Holy Trinity of geniuses wearing the Purple Shirt of Sexiness

Yay for all the followers!! You deserve it! 👻 Stony with snow?

Tony’s been at the coffee shop for almost an hour before Steve finally shows up.

It’s not his fault - really, Tony hadn’t expected him to make it at all. It’s been snowing all morning, thick and heavy, and Tony barely managed to make it here from his apartment three blocks away. Steve’s far enough to drive.

But it’s Steve, so of course he shows up anyway, cheeks as red as hot coals and shivering. “Jesus,” Tony says when he sees him, leaping up to brush the snow from Steve’s face and hair. “Did you walk here?”

Steve grins at him, teeth chattering. “Roads were - too bad to drive,” he says, “But I wasn’t going to miss our first date.”

Tony shakes his head. “You’re ridiculous,” he says, even as something warm and tight blooms in his chest. “You - I -”

“I know,” Steve says. “I hate to ruin the moment, but I’m a little cold - coffee?”

Tony laughs.

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Me, a child: I think I am schizophrenic because I often have phases of feeling hyper masculine, hyper feminine, and completely neutral, and sometimes I dress in really pretty dresses and sometime I bind my boobs down and wear button downs and sometimes I just wear a t-shirt and jeans oh no what am I gonna do

Me, an adult: lol no bb ur just genderfluid

Lol this was my gf with Voltron

me to my significant other: you should watch this show

s/o: yeah maybe

me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-

Life Changes (Ch 5)

Disclaimer: I know absolutely nothing about medical stuff so all I know is from Google and doctor shows. Feel free to correct anything!

Tony looked down as his pager went off. He sits his fork down and picks it up. His fork falls to the table and he jumps up. Oh shit. He darts out of the cafeteria and heads down to where Pepper was.

“Pepper, what-” He stops dead, seeing the pale face on the bed. “Peter?”  His voice is barely a whisper. He looked at Pepper.”What the hell happened to him?”

“I don’t know.” She says softly. “He hasn’t woken up yet.”

“I just talked to him less than an hour ago! He was fine then…” Tony runs a shaky hand through his hair.

“Tony are you going to be able to work this case?”

“If I’m needed. Has he damaged any nerves?”

“We’re about to find out.” She says.

Peter stirs with a groan and a cry of pain. The honey colored eyes fly open.

“Tony?”

Tony was at his side immediately.

“Peter, what happened?”

“Tony, it hurts. It hurts a lot. I can’t feel my-my leg.” Peter is crying now, his pretty face skewed in pain.

“Peter. I need you to tell me what happened.”  Tony says, trying to fight back his own tears. By some miracle, he was able to keep his voice steady.

“I was dance-dancing!” He cried out again and tried to grab at his leg but that only made him cry out again. “I fell!” He yells and squeezes his eyes shut. It made Tony’s heart hurt.

“We’re going to see exactly what happened. We’re are going to fix this and you’ll be dancing again soon. I promise.”

Peter nods, his eyes still shut and he was still crying.

“Get him some pain killers and let me know as soon as you find out how bad this is.”

“Tony! Please….Don’t leave. Please.” Peter reached for him. “Don’t leave me alone. I need…..I need….” He shifts and cries out again.

“Shh. It’s okay. I’m here.” Tony smooths his hand through Peter’s hair. “We’re gonna get you all fixed up. I promise.” He whispers. “We gotta get you up to x-ray and check your leg okay?”

“Just make the pain stop!”

Tony looks up at Pepper as a new person enters the room. Natasha Romanova, an orthopedic surgeon. Tony makes eye contact and she nods. Tony stands, but Peter has an iron grip.

“Please-”

“Peter we are going to go look at your leg now.”

“I’m scared.”

“Peter, my name is Dr. Romanova. I’m going to be doing your x-ray.”

Peter looks up at Tony. He felt his leg getting numb and he felt that was a bad sign.

“Tony I can’t feel my leg.”

“We need to get this looked at. Now. Peter, Dr. Romanova is very good at what she does and she is going to get you fixed up okay?”

Peter squeezes Tony’s hand and nods just a little.

“Just...help me.” He whimpers.

“Let’s get going.” The red haired doctor says, and Peter feels Tony get up. HIs eyes fly open.

“Tony?” Peter gasped.

“Don’t worry. I’m here. I just can’t ride the bed up to x-ray.”

“Come with me?”

“Of course he’s coming.” Dr. Romanova speaks up. “Tony get your ass up and comfort your man.” She commands. Peter decided he liked her.

“Down girl.” Peter hears Tony say. He would have laughed if he didn’t hurt so much. Tony’s face came into view and he felt a gentle touch on his face. “I’m here. Just relax and everything will be fine.”

-----.-----

Tony stood in the middle of the lab room, looking at Peter’s x-rays.

“He shattered the entire leg.” He swore softly. He looks at Natasha. “Can you fix it? You have to fix it. Performing is his whole life.”

Natasha looks at him. “I can fix it. But Tony….He will never dance again. He never should never have danced in the first place. He has very weak bones in his legs. It’s a wonder he hadn’t hurt himself this bad before.”  

The words hang in the room and Tony was sure he could feel his heart break. He takes a deep breath.

“I’m not done.” She continues softly. “I’m going to have to put a rod in his leg and I’m almost certain that he damaged nerves in his leg. He’s going to need physical therapy in order to walk again.”

“Is that all?” Tony asked softly, fighting to keep his voice even.

“Yes.” She licks her lips.

“Let me tell him. Please.” Tony looks away from the x-rays. They were burned into his mind forever. He shudders and pulls his head up.

“Of course. But he’s sleeping now so you’re gonna have to wait.”

Tony nods a little. “This is going to destroy him.”

“I know.” She says softly. She squeezes his shoulder and Tony watches her leave. At that moment, Stephen walks in. He pulls Tony into a hug, which surprised him because Stephen wasn’t a touchy person.

“How bad?” He asked softly.

“He’s never going to dance again.” Tony answers, pulling back and looking up. “I lied to him Stephen. He’s going to hate me.”

“Tony he isn’t going to hate you. This isn’t your fault.”

“No, but I lied to him. I told him that he’d be okay and he’d be dancing again in no time. He just auditioned for his dream roll. And it’s almost as if we’re taking his gift away from him.”

“Tony.” Stephen says softly. “He will get through this. He has you to help him.”

“It’s just not fair. He doesn’t deserve this. He’s a good person. Kind and sweet and he doesn’t let the fame get to his head. He-he-”

Stephen puts a hand on Tony’s shoulder.

“He will get through this. You both will, together. He will find his place.”

Tony nods a little, letting out a soft sob. Stephen sits beside him quietly as he breaks down.

“It’s going to ruin his life Stephen. I’m going to have to ruin his life.”

Stephen tilts Tony’s chin up. “You are going to help him through this. You are strong and so is he.”

“How do you know?”

“Because I know you Antony. If anyone can do this, it’s you.” Stephen looks at him in the eyes deeply with parted lips. Then he shakes his head a little and takes a step back. “Go to him.”

“Thank you.” Tony whispers, turning and leaving the room.

-----.-----

When Peter blinked awake, Tony and Dr. Romanova were standing at the end of his bed. He smiled a little.

“Hey. Can you fix me?” He asked with a small smile.

“I can. But You’ll have to have a rod put in your leg. You shattered the entire thing.”

“So going through airport security is going to be hell.” Peter jokes. So much to working for West End.

“Peter-” Dr. Romanova starts but Tony interrupts.

“Your surgery to fix your leg will be in an hour. Afterwards, you’re going to need therapy in order to walk correctly again.”

“So I’m down and out for a bit…” Peter nods a little. He needed to call the director and let him know he’d be out for a bit. He looks up at Tony. “You’ll be there won’t you? When I’m being operated on?”

Tony takes a deep breath. “I cannot operate on you as we have a personal relationship, but my best friend, Dr. Strange, is the best neurosurgeon I know. You will be in amazing hands I promise. And I’ll be in the gallery watching the whole thing.”

Peter was more scared now that he knew Tony wasn’t operating but if Tony trusted this Dr. Strange, he could as well. He nods a little.

“Okay. I believe you.” He looks around. “Can I have my phone? I need to call my director.”

Dr. Romanova gives Tony a look and hands the device over. Tony makes a "Y" shape with his hands and brings them down a few inches, his palms outward; shaking his head. Her eyes narrow and her lips thin into a white line.

Peter turns his gaze away from them and dails the director, who picks up on the third ring.

“Hello?”

“Hello, this is Peter Parker. I auditioned earlier?”

“The one who fell. How are you doing?”

“I’m actually calling to withdraw my audition because of my injury. I won’t be healed enough to even consider being in the show.”

“That is unfortunate. You had an amazing audition until the fall. You easily got the part.”

Peter felt like crying. The words cut deep.

“Thank you for the consideration.” He says, managing to hold his voice steady. “Break a leg and give my best to the one who got the part.”

He hangs up and lets the phone fall onto the bed, squeezing his eyes shut. He shook a little and felt a hand on his arm.

“Peter?” Tony asked softly.

Peter opens his eyes and looked up.

“I got the part. Well, I had the part.”

Tony feels as if he had been punched in the gut.

“Oh Peter, I’m so sorry.”  Natasha says softly.

“It’s not like it’s your fault. I’ll just try again next time.”

Tony takes a breath and looks up at him.

“Peter…”

Peter looks up with a brave smile. Tony didn’t have the heart to tell him just yet and shakes his head.

“There was no doubt in my mind that you would have gotten that part.”

“Okay let's get you prepped for surgery okay?” Natasha cuts them off, and starting pre-ops.

----.-----

Stephen looks up as the door to the anteroom of the OR. Tony looked like a mess.

“You haven’t told him yet, have you?”  He asked, drying his hands and sliding on gloves.

“I couldn’t do it. Not yet.” Tony inhales deeply. “I am going to after the surgery. I swear.”

Stephen gives a small tight smile and nods. “Tony, I believe you and if you need me, I will always be here.”

Tony nods, pressing the heels of his palms against his eyes. He clears his throat and nods. “Kick ass Strange.”

Stephen nods and ties his mask before pushing into the OR. He looks over at Natasha and nods.

“Alright everyone. It’s time to give an artist back his leg.” He glances up to the balcony where Tony had gone. He was leaning forward, his hands clasped tightly. He looked down at the man on the table and takes a breath. “For Tony.”

-----.-----

The next time Peter wakes up, he’s back in his room and Tony was sitting beside the bed. He looks over.

“How’d I do?” He asked, his voice was a bit rough. Tony smiles fondly though.

“You did great. The surgery went really well and you now have a metal rod in your leg.”

“How long before I can dance again?”

Tony tenses, looking down before looking back up. Peter’s blood ran cold. No no no. It can’t be true! I worked to hard for this.

“Tony?” Peter asked softly. He needed to hear it out loud if it was true.

“Peter, you can’t dance anymore. You should have never been able to in the first place. The bones in your legs are basically as strong as glass.” Tony’s voice grows softer. “I’m so so sorry.”

Peter shakes his head. “No.” HIs voice cracks. “You’re wrong. You have to be.”

“We aren’t. Natasha says it’s a miracle that you were going this long.”

“You lied to me.” Peter accuses. “You promised…” He is crying openly now. “You’re a liar! Go. I can’t look at you right now!” He squeezes his eyes tightly. “I put my entire life into this. I can’t do anything else. You gave me hope and lied to me in the process. I can’t forgive you.”

pros of dating me

• if u like something but i dont, i will try super hard to get into the thing u like •i like physicality so neverending kisses and hugs • im not cute so no one will steal me away?? •chubby. warm hugs. •i will call u cute names all day long

cons

•if im wearing socks on a hardwood floor i will pretend to be lightning mcqueen in the final lap of the piston cup

Me Too

#MeToo. Why?

Because just because someone goes on a date or flirts with you, they do not owe you sex.

Because she was wearing a skirt does not mean she wants to be harassed.

Because it does happen to guys and girls, men and women and everyone in between

Because clothing doesn't make it anymore or less likely to happen.

I was wearing my marching uniform with shorts and a T-shirt underneath. If you tell me or any other survivor that we were "asking for it" or that "you should have stopped it" or "you secretly enjoyed it" I will personally break your nose. No questions asked

reblog if you:

- flinch away when someone touches you.

- panic when you accidentally break an object.

- get scared when someone walks behind you.

- feel your heart rate increase at every sudden noise.

- are easily panicked by slightly-louder-than-normal sounds.

- stare apprehensively at your bedroom doorway for hours at night.

- have trouble making eye contact with people.

- always feel either too mature or too immature for your age.

- simultaneously crave and be terrified of physical contact.

because i do all of these

OC or cannon character🙃

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE A SUPERNATURAL ROLEPLAY ACCOUNT!!!

I would like every Supernatural Roleplayer(OC or not) to reblog this for two reasons: 1) I would like to follow you 2) I have been thinking of making a master list!!!

Supernatural fans

Define your fandom with one pic

Sherlock fandom would be like

Okay you're grounded for til forever

Tony previously promised Peter to never access Karen’s archive of videos, but after Peter crumbled to dust he find himself alone in his workshop, a few drinks in, and holding back tears in his Ironman helmet as he watches back Karen’s recordings. After hours he pulls his helmet off and it drops to the floor and he cries into his hands. Then suddenly he hears, “Hey Mr. Stark!” Tony looks up from his hands to the glowing helmet in the floor where Peter’s voice is coming from. “No, no… Hey! Tony!” Tony fumbles with his helmet as he tries to put it on as quickly as possible and he’s sniffling. Tony’s voice cracks as he says, “Karen, playback.” The video starts again. “Hey Mr. Stark!… No no… Hey Tony!” Tears stream down Tony’s cheeks. He is watching through Peter’s eyes one of his many pep talks but now, he’s talking to Tony…

To be continued-

HOLY HELL Y'ALL. I AM LIGIT FANGIRLING RIGHT NOW. ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS/FIC WRITERS FOLLOWED ME BACK. (Fr if you ship Starker go check them out)