Mmmmm Funny How “no Changeling Has Ever Harmed Another” Somehow Doesn’t Apply To The Fuckery That

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scodo (scooter odo)

star trek fans are like “this says a lot about society” and then show you two grown men in lizard prosthetics fighting

Wild crazy bonkers that the most convincing sexual tension in all of DS9 is this fifteen second interaction between Damar and Mila.

the way Odo calls the Founders “my people”

Rom is genuinely so rad like. Imagine having enough charisma to successfully unionize your workplace as a FERENGI of all people, striking against your own family member, even after getting severely threatened by the FCA completely refusing to back down until all of the worker demands are met. only to quit his job anyways immediately after getting the demands for the other workers. Absolute chad

Did anyone else immediately realize Curzon/Odo’s (from “Facets”) incredible fashion sense would look amazing on Garak? Well, if you did or didn’t, I drew it anyway (with a modifications)!

Major Kira Nerys !

Knickknacks sold at Quark’s gift shop

Keychains in the shape of the station

Pictures of the wormhole with Sisko’s (forged) signature

Socks patterned with Cardassian voles 

T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was this lousy shirt”

Emissary bobble-heads with Sisko’s (forged) signature

Fried tube grubs

Freeze-dried gagh (Worf does NOT approve)

T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was a vision from the Prophets”

Culturally insensitive replicas of Bajoran earrings, but with DS9-shaped ornaments

Glittery postcards of the wormhole with Sisko’s (forged) signature

Containers of goop labeled as “Changeling Tears” (it’s just cornstarch and water)

T-shirts that say “I went to Terok Nor and all I got was aggressively corrected on its new name by a Bajoran Resistance veteran”

Trading cards of the senior staff (Nog secretly collects these)

T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was my back blown out by this sexy beast” with a picture of Morn

Baseballs with Sisko’s (real) signature