Getting All Dressed Up (totally Not Just For The Mall Cop That Visits Him Multiple Times A Day, Every

Knickknacks sold at Quark’s gift shop

Keychains in the shape of the station

Pictures of the wormhole with Sisko’s (forged) signature

Socks patterned with Cardassian voles 

T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was this lousy shirt”

Emissary bobble-heads with Sisko’s (forged) signature

Fried tube grubs

Freeze-dried gagh (Worf does NOT approve)

T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was a vision from the Prophets”

Culturally insensitive replicas of Bajoran earrings, but with DS9-shaped ornaments

Glittery postcards of the wormhole with Sisko’s (forged) signature

Containers of goop labeled as “Changeling Tears” (it’s just cornstarch and water)

T-shirts that say “I went to Terok Nor and all I got was aggressively corrected on its new name by a Bajoran Resistance veteran”

Trading cards of the senior staff (Nog secretly collects these)

T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was my back blown out by this sexy beast” with a picture of Morn

Baseballs with Sisko’s (real) signature 

Garak: I have killed again

The various war criminals of DS9: *shock, horror, despair*

……

Garak: I have killed again

Dr Julian Bashir, one of the world’s foremost and most dedicated healers: Lol. Lmao even

DS9 didn’t have to go this hard with a brilliant illustration of traumatic grief in the first episode

I cannot over-emphasize the degree to which ive been preparing my entire life for this moment @jone-slugger

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993–1999) ⤷ Rejoined

ds9 crew: “guys we gotta stop the evil bad guys from the wormhole”

quark subplot:

drew in the hour before bedtime last night aswell

total collapse of entire cardassian society -> collapse of strict social norms and regulations -> people no longer required to have That One Haircut -> post-canon garak should grow his hair out long and luscious. maybe put it in a nice braid. some white streaks in there catching the sunlight. are you picking up what i'm putting down