Don’t Put Random Things On My Fucking Altar - The Memoir Of An Angry Pagan.

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

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a list of things I want more than another gym pack

Seasons. 

Pets.

More space stuff wtf why are aliens so ignored? Into the Future? something.

a sandwich 

Spiral staircases

staircases with landings

wtf happened to that sweet ass terrain tool?! I want split level homes with the little garage at the bottom and the second floor with a hill like for real

i hated the auto roof tool but like anything would be great just a couple more roof styles like maybe an actual turret style without having to use MOO and all that.

a nap

PLANTSIMS and other supernatural states fr why are there no witches or fairies in forgotten hollow? like they even made fairy statues so what the heck happened?

Purple lababradorite <3

some sweet plant fairies! wood sorrel, bird’s eye speedwell, and purple deadnettle. i love little wildflowers 

Witch Tip:

Save the water you use to boil eggs!! It’s good for plants! Not only does the calcium in the shells infuse into the water making the plants stronger, but eggshells are often associated with protection. I like to charge water i use for my plants with moss agate under the waxing moon because it is associated with growth. This works especially well if the plant is associated with protection, for example, I water my fern with it.

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Lesson 2: Basic Energy Manipulation

I’m a manipulator. No, not in that sense. Not with words. But… I DO however manipulate energy! Want to learn how? Good, you’ve come to the right place. If you haven’t read my first lesson, please read that first. It covers a lot of the basic knowledge you should have before starting this current lesson. Just look in my blog, thanks.

Alright, so there are 2 sub-dimensions in the 3rd Dimension, where we are. There is the physical and the energetic. The energetic affects the physical and the physical affects the energetic. They work in tandem but in indiscreet ways. And to manipulate the energetic world you need a lot of oomf. And pizzaz. Wait, fuck that. All you really need is imagination and willpower. The energy around us is manipulated by our imaginations. If we imagine something in front of us and will it into existence, it exists in the energetic world. Pretty damn simple. Right?

Well, wrong. But hey, doubt kills your energy manipulation skill by diminishing your willpower. SO! Please note that when you know something in the energetic world, it is true. Willpower, baby. It’s key NOT to DOUBT yourself whatsoever. Otherwise your subconscious will make things go haywire and we REALLY do NOT want that. Trust me. Now, onto a few vocabulary words…

- Construct = Whatever in God’s name you create with your satanic energy manipulation witchcraft shit. Like those blasted energy balls (psi-balls), or your run-of-the-mill butterfly thing you imagined up into existence. Or maybe one of your high-falootin’ shields. Who the hell knows.

- Element = One of those-them-there properties able to be applied to your base energy. Every being on planet earth and beyond has a primary element, or two, or three, or something like that. Basically, they are what you yourself produce naturally, and are what you are most proficient in. For example, I’m water and void and darkness with a little electricity. Again, pretty simple.

- Program/Programming = To make a construct do something or give it purpose. For all those nerds out there like myself. And maybe even you since you’re learning this stuff.

So, now, a basic construct I want each and every one of you to make is, yes, you guessed it, a psiball! Ooh so magical! Well not really, but it’s pretty damn awesome for the first time. So, here are the instructions:

1. Cup those hands, yeaaahhh baby! Just like you’re holding a ball! OH YEAH SCOOREEEE! But really, just put your hands together like you’re holding a ball or something round.

2. Imagine a sphere or a glowing ball of sorts between your hands. I’m not gonna get too specific, but just something round because nobody really gives a fuck whose balls you touch. WAIT WHAT. I mean, uhh, just something… Ballsy? SPHERICAL. THERE WE GO.

3. Will it into existence. Know it exists. Don’t doubt yourself. Gonna be serious on this one, which is rare I know, but it’s crucial NEVER to doubt yourself in energy work. But also don’t get confident. The right mindset is a one of just knowing and exerting your will. I hope that makes sense.

4. Try slightly pushing your hands together and away from each other (very slightly). Feel some resistance? Yep. That’s the psiball in action. Congrats. But don’t get cocky now. Anyone can create a ball of energy. Except maybe a toad. BUT HEY! You’re better than a toad at this. Oh, that doesn’t mean much, does it? Oh well.

5. Now, for the final touch, play around with it. Make it do certain things and get a feel for it. No, no, don’t cock a feel. Geez, pervert. That poor kind little innocent psiball! Kidding, but seriously, see how creative you can get with it. Apply different properties. Change it. Make it into something else. The potential is limited only to your imagination and willpower. Hell, give it commands and control it. It’s all up to you.

Okay now you’re making me jealous. I’m probably not even half as good as you. Not even close. Good job nonetheless. Humph. *crosses my arms and pouts*

(Thanks for reading!)

P.S. If you want tips or tricks, or want some questions answered (literally anything metaphysical, especially philosophy questions), feel free to message me. Otherwise, I’m not gonna teach or tutor you besides that. I have my plate full already. Thanks and have a great day evening or whatever the fuck. Twilight? No clue. But anyways, bye for now!

Boneset Spell (2/25/17)

The Spell (The Goodly Spellbook):

Technically to be used on another injured person; however I used it on myself and it still worked.

For most wounds, bruises, pains, etc.

Call upon Gods and Goddesses of Healing

Place a hand above the wound, rocking steadily to your own set rhythm

Imagine the pain fleeing the body.

Repeat the following as many times as you see fit (I repeated it three times, and it worked for me, but this is about you and/or the person you are healing):

This is the spell that I intone,

Flesh to flesh, and bone to bone,

Sinew to sinew, and vein to vein,

And (injured’s name) is made whole again.

Adding ‘So mote it be’ could have an effect but is not necessary(?)

Variation:

Merseburg Incantation:

Bone sprain like blood sprain like limb sprain,

Bone to bone, blood to blood, limb to limb,

like they were glued.

Adding ‘So mote it be’ could have an effect but is not necessary(?)

My Experience:

Previously, I had fallen whilst ice skating and injured myself fairly badly. Calling upon Woden, I recited the first spell three times (saying ‘So mote it be’ at the end). Within a day, the spell began to work, taking a lot of the pain off of my backside. By the time I fell asleep, there was only a minute bit of pain that didn’t effect me all that much. Being a beginner witch, I would say this spell worked fairly amazingly and went off without a hitch. Thanks be to Woden.

- Ivy the Southern Witch

changed up my alter and it’s really making me feel fresh!