"are You A Back Sleeper, Side Sleeper, Or Stomach Sleeper" I'm A Roadkill Sleeper. I Sprawl In An Unmoving

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

it’s really important that everyone read mallory ortberg’s sir gawain and the green knight parody

Skin✨

take you by the hand, your'e the only one who understands.♡✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡♡˚

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

Save to Win

oh, to fly with you again