My Brain: You Have So Many Tight Deadlines. So Many Things On Your Weekly Schedule. So Many Important

from this:

HEPHASTEUSSSSSS! RAAAAAAGH!

Murdering my fingers one stitch in my Halloween costume at a time

“we need more morally gray women in fiction” y’all couldn’t even handle rashta from the remarried empress.

they should make a body that isnt constantly in pain or sick or has health problems forever

Writer’s Block

Sometimes when I try to write,

the words get stuck in my throat

like a bubbling throw up,

hot ink dribbles from my tongue,

it tastes bitter

as i leave a pathetic mess on the page.

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform