Dicks Out Friday

Haley🌻

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

THIS WAS FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT IGNORE ANYTHING BAD.

sometimes healing your inner child is illegally registering for your local library’s summer reading challenge. personally i think all of you need a librarian acquaintance who will help you falsify documents.

Attention all fated five enjoyers, have 5k of sylnan and velrisa content :D

Sylnan struggles a little to remember he's alive, and his body doesn't make it any easier, but he's got Vel there!! I'm really, really proud of this one and I think it's super cute :)

been on a rlly horrible country music kick and i’ve gotta say that the temptation to revive the old-school country fated au has got me in a stranglehold. a kranglehold if you’re crass. the bayou vibes. motherfuck.

i’m three types of high rn and i’ve just gotta say i fucking love the fated. they have it all. old man yaoi. everything.

hey i’m all better now guys :)

i’m a LOSER and all my classmates call me a STONER even though i am NOT one and i have a CAFFIENNE ADDICTION and i am having withdrawl headaches from DIET COKE and i hqve like THREE FRIENDS and i am emotionally shackled to some guy form like two months ago who kept kissing me but only when we were DRUNK and he DOESNT like me and we don’t TALK and i HATE HIM and i hope he DIES and i have NO boyfriend and TWO TEMP JOBS and NO FUCKING MONEY and a BROKE ASS CAR and like THREE FRIENDS and NO BOYFRIEND it bears repeating and i NEED to get hit by an AMERICAN PETERBILT OVERSIZE LOAD SEMI TRUCK!!!!!

@parallasso i love you bro no homo

im gonna start a charity that will pair every “i hate small talk, tell me something deep” man with a homeless or elderly person who doesn’t often get a chance to talk with people. them mfs do not mess around. today a man told me that i had received 11 thousand blessings in the span of my lifetime without knowing my fucking name. and do you wanna know what? kevin was right. i have.