Can’t Believe That Doing The Drug That Makes You Hungry N Pimply N Hairy N Sweaty N Horny N Angry Is

some diaryposting:

-you can put a splash of lemonade in diet coke. it’s free and the government can’t stop you.

-if a thing is going to make you sad. and it’s something where getting sad about it will not change it. you are allowed to not make yourself sad about it.

-im so excited to get old and fat and ugly. i like myself. i will like myself then, too, possibly more, because i’ll be old and fat and ugly so i’ll have to be a good person on purpose, and that’ll be good for me.

-more people should write and live by personal philosophies im so serious. write three paragraphs of who you want to be and what you want to do to be who you want to be. read it before every big decision or in times of trouble. make charts and rules if you want. make mantras. shit’s gas.

-every time my life is going well i stop writing for the fated. sometimes that means i stop altogether and just. do real life stuff. sometimes that means i spend a week compulsively writing a highly detailed self-insert oc fic for a different franchise. usually after 1-2 weeks when the mania/compulsion passes i go back and re-read it and analyze exactly what the themes and morals and character motivations/objectives/significant events are.

-on an unrelated note (read: highly related lmao), i am not sure i will be writing very much anymore! sorry! maybe one day when i’m less busy…

Having an obscure OTP is a similar pain, in my opinion, to experiencing homophobia.

i am going to make a couple that is so luridly codependent.

Hey! @fishcop I heard you liked Scythebelts! So I drew your rarepair for @jrwi-art-exchange ^^

Extras below the cut :3

Had tons of fun drawing them! :D

dicks out friday

read @octolingo-writes most recent fanfic ( Something There That Wasn't There Before ) with these two and it sent me back into my spiral, so i did some pose practice with them <3 one of the only ships that has grasped my attention WAUAGHhhh, go read it

references from pinterest used below the cut vvvv

@parallasso LOOK ITS YR FAVE

Pussy isn't real, let's get going!

so true fr

happy first of june everyone :-)

dicks out friday

my rights are melting into oil-slick puddles all around me. the saint louis blues are having one hell of a season. if i don’t keep going, i’ll collapse. psalm 23: a psalm of our lord; a psalm of david… surely the goodness and mercy of the lord our god will follow me all the days of my life.