When you lock your cat outside the bathroom door
I don’t even know if Double Trouble can do that but—jesus…
Glimmer:on your feet we are taking you to brightmoon!!!!!😡
Catra:Nah
Dancing queen, young and sweet, only fifty three~
Its ok to be you
Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.
Venom: If you don’t kiss your Symbiote on their soft little forehead, what are you even doing?
Eddie: Yelling at them for trying to eat plastic
Let’s make the producers have Linda drop the F bomb! WHOS WITH ME
Bob to Louise: we don’t use bad language!
Linda in the distance: FUCK!!!!
Stoick: My son is so tiny, i must have the tiniest son in the world
Gobber: Hiccup is a regular sized teenager, i don’t think you understand how humans work-
Stoick: i love my tiny son
Buttercup: I guess that’s your new best friend now, Pricklepants. Emphasis on “Iago” backstabber.
Pricklepants: I’m suprised you’ve read Othello.
Buttercup: What the hell is Othello? I’m calling you the parrot from Aladdin.
Pearl: *screws up* Personally, I blame Lapis.
Lapis: How can it possibly be my fault?
Pearl: Because otherwise it would be my fault and that can’t be right.