I Was Thinking Through What Else I’m Looking Forward To This Holiday Season And I Realized I Haven’t

The list of his lovers is longer than some of the descriptions and history behind other gods on Wikipedia

Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

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Hexagons are the best-a-gons!!

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

So,

Apparently everyone I’m following on here is getting put into a YouTube short,



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My guilty dog every one.

His name is boss and he rolled in iguana  poop today-

Yeah, I guess I do. But like, what even is a star beam, you know? Now, a lead pipe to the shins? That's just reliable, baby.

PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BE A MAGICAL GIRL Kiana Khansmith / @kianamaiart (2025 Pilot Animatic)

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Ah yes, the power of having Ash’s blood, meeting a god!

Which Legendary Pokémon would Delia + Jessie befriend?

I want Jessie to befriend Mew so bad since there’s ~history~ there

Delia befriending Arceus I think would be really funny

And they all get treats if it’s someone’s birthday in office,

PA System: Attention all employees, today there is free ice cream in the cafeteria. Italian ice is also available if you’ll prefer it. Please tell worker 50961 happy birthday if you pass him today.

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.