So, To Recap

*commercial voice*: do you have abandonment issues? Trouble trusting others? Or are you a homosexual in a very homophobic family?

Well shit, me too homeslice!

Life fucking sucks, huh?

Way to cope: Give your OTP a lovechild 💞

boss asked me if i knew what a brony was today but he pronounced it like “brownie” then started explaining, but somehow I’M THE WEIRD ONE FOR INTERRUPTING WITH “Oh, you mean BRONYS, yeah, they do want to fuck horses!”

diamond is unbreakable episode 1

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

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WOOOOO YEAH

"Femme" is not a merely sexual identity. "Femme" is not just a way to say that you are feminine.

Femme, to me, is a broad, wide and freeing gender identity, inherently connected with the fact that I am a sapphic, a lesbian. Femme isn't a monolith, and that's why it is so comforting. It's an exploration of the feminine spirit in a purely queer way, something that transcends the meaning of "femininity" as it is.

Femme is a warm blanket, a safe embrace of protective arms, a fair and careful judgement, it's elloquence, wit, and a good spirit.

Femme means lack of identity with heteronormativity. It means being ready to help the community, respect and love for butches and other femmes, it means socioeconomical, political and historical awareness.

Femme is Fierceness. Fierceness is Femme.

a) perfect example of people discrediting clever idea & intelligence of a female due to her appearance, and b) all these people wouldn’t have noticed her kit, which was her goal in the first place

Krii7y (Vines) = Smii7y + Kryoz π r

Kryoz: Ey Tara you want some?

Smii7y: This bitch empty! YEET!

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Kryoz: Me and my boys are gonna go see uncle cracker- Give me my hat back Jordan! You want to see uncle cracker or no?!

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Smii7y: I figured out a way to record without any hands. You do have to be a boy through I'll find something out for the girls in a little bit.

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Kryoz: Hey everybody, so today my little brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

*pictures of Smitty saying die please*

The benefits of putting him down is that I would be pushed way less.

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Smii7y: *points spray at Kryoz*

Kryoz: Shoot me

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"Say hey Vine"

Smii7y: Hey Vine~

Kryoz: Fuck a Vine bitch!

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Kryoz: Ey yo where y'all going?

Smii7y: Why you need to know, all up in my pussy boy...

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Smii7y: mmmMMMM fuck school! Fuck all this bullshit! What he fuck! The fuck...

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Smii7y: We have to sit out here and wait a long periodically time.

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"Folks were told to stay off roadways unless absolutely, postively, necessary."

Kryoz: I wanted donuts.

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Smii7y: It's a fuckin bear- NOOOOO!! Oh shit he's right there.

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Kryoz: Sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Smii7y: Fall back asleep, and starve.