He's An Idiot But I Love Him

Krii7y (Vines) = Smii7y + Kryoz π r

Kryoz: Ey Tara you want some?

Smii7y: This bitch empty! YEET!

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Kryoz: Me and my boys are gonna go see uncle cracker- Give me my hat back Jordan! You want to see uncle cracker or no?!

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Smii7y: I figured out a way to record without any hands. You do have to be a boy through I'll find something out for the girls in a little bit.

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Kryoz: Hey everybody, so today my little brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

*pictures of Smitty saying die please*

The benefits of putting him down is that I would be pushed way less.

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Smii7y: *points spray at Kryoz*

Kryoz: Shoot me

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"Say hey Vine"

Smii7y: Hey Vine~

Kryoz: Fuck a Vine bitch!

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Kryoz: Ey yo where y'all going?

Smii7y: Why you need to know, all up in my pussy boy...

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Smii7y: mmmMMMM fuck school! Fuck all this bullshit! What he fuck! The fuck...

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Smii7y: We have to sit out here and wait a long periodically time.

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"Folks were told to stay off roadways unless absolutely, postively, necessary."

Kryoz: I wanted donuts.

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Smii7y: It's a fuckin bear- NOOOOO!! Oh shit he's right there.

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Kryoz: Sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.

Smii7y: Fall back asleep, and starve.

i love the way you draw kiri he just >:)

>:) indeed

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

Part 2

i’m late, but then again it’s never the wrong time to celebrate this boy 

my heart is with the rugged butches, who don’t care to try embodying a dapper persona, baggy t-shirts and Hanes sports bras, basketball shorts and overgrown buzz cuts

my heart is with the trashy femmes, who wear the faux fur leopard print coat they scored at the thrift 4 years ago every day that it’s even remotely cool enough to pull off, the passenger seat of their beat up car filled with empty Red Bull cans and empty packs of newports.

my heart is with the butches who aren’t tough as nails, butches who cry at every sad movie, who love romcoms, who are afraid of a fight. The butches who protect their femmes by building them an armor of love and safety, who stand up for their fellow butches by being a calm force in a raging world. Praise be to their softness, their golden hearts so warm.

my heart is with the angry femmes, tired of being stomped on by men’s expectations of who they should want to spend their time and share their body with , femmes who are tired of being infantilized because they are beautiful and often underestimated. Praise be to the surety in their voices when they tell a man to get the fuck out of their way.

Praise be to the dykes, shaved heads, carabiners, bandannas, leather jackets. Praise be to the dykes, winged eyeliner, bright red dresses, bouncing curls, high-heeled boots, purple lipstick, rings on every finger.

my heart belongs to the femmes and the butches.

this is superior humor

you know, i was pretty skeptical when horikoshi introduced the ‘Todoroki’s Mom’s New Boyfriend, Gang Orca’ arc, but i’ve been really impressed with how tactfully he’s addressed such a sensitive topic

Compilation

Me and guy:*breathe next to each other*

My straight friends:oh my god, you guys would be so cute together!

Me tired of their bullshit 'cause they know I have a girlfriend: